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Part 38

Oct 30
4:17pm

[ best relationship advisers 🥺💌 ]

Xiao
are you kidding me rn

this was your idea, hu 😐?

i knew i shouldn't have trusted you

Hu Tao
relaxxx, it'll work out

trust me 👻

i have gathered the best relationship advisers here.

Childe
i am honored

Xiao
you added childe? really 😐😐

Hu Tao
WAIT WHAT

HOW TF DID YOU GET HERE

i genuinely don't remember adding him

Scaramouche
rename this groupchat to worst relationship advisers bcuz what the fuck is this

Childe
LMFAO YOU ADDED SCARA?? 😹

REALLY??(

HELPP

HE HASN'T EVEN TOUCHED A MAN OR WOMAN LET ALONE DATE ANYONE 😹😹

AROPP I CAN'T DO TIHS

Scaramouche
literally stfu i hate you so so much. you're not funny, no one likes you, you're smelly and ugly, not to mention incredibly stupid. stop talking 😐

Childe
YOU'RE MAD LMAO 😹😹

Hu Tao
ok i'll be completely honest

i may have just added ppl from the other groupchat that were online rn bcuz i'm lazy

Xiao
sigh

i'm leaving

Hu Tao
NO WAIT

WE CAN STILL HELP YOU

Kaeya
i agree

rest assured xiao, i will turn you into the best partner y/n could ever ask for

Heizou
yea, don't trust that.

Xiao
i don't trust it at all

Kaeya
wow. i see how it is 😒👎

Itto
ooo xiao needs relationship advice, i see

so you want to turn into an alpha, huh

Xiao
archons no. why are you here too 😐

Hu Tao
itto sit your ass back down, i am the adviser here

Itto
THEN WHY ARE WE HERE

Hu Tao
bcuz you guys will help

actually. that excludes you, childe, and kaeya