The Twins (Naruto)

just a quick match

Sasuke POV
Kakashi? Sensei really thought them?
"So..sensei thought you chidori?"
"Sensei? Only dad calls Uncle Kakashi that."
"Well, i was his student too. I haven't seen him in a while, though."
"I suspected that, you guys were on the same team, so your teamwork must be great, huh?"
"No, it was-let's say different that time."

"Oh, okay."
The best way to test their strengths was through a quick sparring match.
"So, now I'll go against you guys. 1vs3."
"I'm pretty confident we can defeat you. You're a dude from the dinosaur age."
"Nisaki, can you please be polite?"
"What? It's the truth."
"Okay, then. Show me that you can defeat a 'dude from the dinosaur age'"

They took me to the same place i battled Naruto.
"Ready? Go."
Time to test if they have any dōjutsu.
"Water style: Raging Currents!"
"Lightning style: Electric Shockwave!"
I jumped up to the trees only to see Sunaki..with sharingan?
"Fire style: Fireball jutsu!"
"Fire style: Fireball jutsu!"

I countered it with another fireball jutsu. They were smart. Blocking the ground so that i would be forced into the trees and then ambush me there, but i would use that against them.
After i directed the jutsu somewhere else, i wrestled Sunaki and forced him into the ground where the got electrocuted, 1vs2 now.

"Earth style: Dirt Fall!"
Kihani appeared with Byakugan. They had both Sharingan and Byakugan? What?
Lots of rocks and dirt started to fly towards me.
"Fire style: Fireball jutsu!"
The rocks and dirt turned into ashes.
It was time to end Kihani. A spark of lightning appeared in my hand that turned into chidori. I sped behind her, where i knew her blind spot was.

"Chidori!"
She was electrocuted too. It was now a 1v1. We stared at each other for a bit, and then at the electric water filled ground. That's when something red flashed in his eyes. Sharingan. So they were both Uchiha. 2 tomoe too. I didn't think i'll need to enable mine, so i didn't.

He started running towards me with chidori in his hand. I quickly jumped out of the way as he crashed into the tree that was holding him up. The lightning quickly spread to the branch, and he got electrocuted on the spot. It was quite amusing just battling them.

"Well, you guys are way more advanced than what you should be at your age."
They were all unconscious, so i was basically saying that to myself.
I grabbed Kihani and made sure to be careful of the ground while i grabbed the other two. Time to take them home.
skip

"What did you do!"
"Nothing, it was just a good sparring match."
"And they come home soaked?"
"Yes."
"You are unbelievable."
"Well, you better believe me because i'm telling the truth. I'm just going to drop them upstairs."
I walked upstairs where Sarada was busy punching the wall for an unknown reason.

"What are you doing, Sarada?"
She stopped and stared at me in shock.
"Nothing. What are they doing here? Why are they soaked?"
"I just won in a little sparring match."
"I don't think i'd describe that as little, but i believe you."
She went back to punching the wall.

I layed them on the couch and went to Naruto's room and knocked on the door, and he opened it.
"Hey, dobe where will i sleep?"
"On the floor."
"Okay, where on the floor?
"The living room floor."
"I'm not sleeping on the living room floor. There are bowls of half eaten ramen and tons of cockroaches!"
"If you don't wanna sleep there, then i think the trash can would be much better suited for you."

"I'm not sleeping in the living room, and i'm not sleeping in the trash either."
"Well then, sleep on the floor."
"Where on the floor?"
We were back on square 1.
"Ugh, the living room floor!"
"No. I'm sleeping in your room."
"Ew no!"

"Deal with it."
I pushed him aside and entered the small room. I grabbed a spare blanket and settled on the bed.
"No! Down on the floor!"
"You have so much room. Don't worry, i won't do anything."
"I said the floor!"
"And i said no!"
He looked annoyed for a bit. I put the blanket there and went upstairs to see how the twins were going around.

"I can't believe we lost on a 1v3!"
"Well, Nisaki, turns out the dude from the dinosaur age was much stronger than expected him to be."
"Be quiet, Sunaki!"
"You guys don't stand a chance against my dad."
"And guess what? You are so bad that i bet that you would lose a 1v1 against your mom in a battle."
"Shut up."

"What are you guys arguing about?"
They all turned to me.

i know i come up with the worse endings