The Twins (Naruto)

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Naruto POV
Nisaki would never leave me alone, always begging for Sasuke to rise from the dead.
"Cant we do anything, dad?"
"He's dead, Nisaki. Get over it."
"No he's not."
"Yes he is."

Now i wish Nisaki were dead right now.
"Nisaki, i'm getting annoyed."
"And i'm being annoying isn't that right?"
"Correct."
"Dad where is Sasuke for  real i'll stop annoying you."
"You wanna go meet him?"
"Sure."

I grabbed a kitchen knife.
"Don't worry, it won't hurt."
"Seriously though dad where is he??"
"If you wanna go meet him, he's in hell."
"But how?"
Next thing i'll do, i'll be asking Hinata how it feels like to have no children, because i'm about to kill Nisaki.

"Ugh, just go train by yourself. It's nothing important."
"No! I wanna train with Sasuke."
"Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke its always Sasuke. What about life without Sasuke?"
He then flashed me the 'look'"
"Nisaki i swear-"
"Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke"
"You sure know how to annoy, Nisaki."
"Thanks, dad. I learned from the best!"

"Who exactly is the best?"
"The person that's gonna send me right down to the grave."
It took me a few seconds to realize what he was talking about.
"Next thing i'll be doing is recommending to not have children."
"Where is he?"
"He's dead."

"Okay. Fine. I'll tell Sarada the news."

Nisaki POV
I knew dad was a liar. If Sasuke were to singe handedly take out all 3 of us easily, how could he die unidentified? Then a realization struck me.
Wait, dad could've killed Sasuke in his sleep!
Reasons: unidentified
Death: unidentified
Disappearance: unidentified
Dead body: unidentified
Funeral: unidentified
Coffin: unidentified

It all made sense now! Everything was unidentified, so sasuke must've disappeared unidentified. But then, why would he not take Sarada?
The last of  the alien species left her, and her dad too? Now i'm starting to feel some actual sympathy.
I went outside to gather some flowers, before going upstairs.

"Sarada. Your dad is dead."
She obviously didn't believe me at first sight, but then started to play along.
"Oh..so are those flowers for me?"
I walked right past her and gave the flowers to Kihani.
"Here, Kihani."
"And for what reason?"

"To celebrate the abandonment of Sarada Uchiha."
"Abandonment? The only thing that was abandoned here is you!"
"We just gonna ignore what we're even celebrating for?"
"Nisaki, that's so rude!"
"In which point of time was celebrating rude?"
"I'll prove to you that my dad isn't dead."
She marched downstairs.

"Uh you know we're at a loss of Sasuke's actually dead right Nisaki?"
"He is. That's what dad said. I don't believe dad at all, but just to troll Sarada."
We heard a loud scream of 'dad!' downstairs, complaints tagging along.
"God, Sarada stop screaming!"
"Where's my dad?"
I quickly ran downstairs, with the i-told-you-so look in my eyes.

"You wanna go outside for the funeral?"
"He's not dead, Nisaki! I know he isn't."
"Welp, if you knew that your mom would leave you, your dad too, then i would gladly go with the fact that he isn't dead."
"Nisaki, actually it's a sad moment for Sarada."
"Yeah sure whatever. Let's host the funeral."
"He isn't dead!"

I saw her enable sharingan, to realize that she couldn't sense any chakra.
"Did you sense or see any of your dad's chakra?"
"Please, you don't even know how sharingan works. He's probably out doing something. He's not dead."
"Okay, then."
It was funny trolling Sarada, and i knew that Sasuke was probably out of the house somewhere, considering it was what he would always do.