The Twins (Naruto)

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Naruto POV
I escorted Sasuke to the front door.
"You can leave now. And don't worry, i'll make sure to donate to the adoption center i'm putting Sarada in."
"You're not even her legal guardian, so you can't do that."

"Then the streets should be a better location, right? Either way, i'm going to first get rid of you before i get rid of her."
"And then i'll get rid of your secret as well. It's one deal. We both have good ends of it."

"Ugh. I wish you never existed."
I shut the door in his face. I could never deal with him ever.
I was making my way to the kitchen when i saw Kihani hiding behind the counter.
"And what do you think you're doing young woman?"
She looks surprised and then came out.

"Uhm..i was trying to see if Sunaki was there. We're playing hide-and-seek."
"Do you really think if believe that? You guys literally cheat in that game with all your dōjutsu. I'd like to play too."
It would be stress relieving to play with them. Even if they cheated.

Just then, Sunaki came up and tagged her.
"Got you. Where's Nisaki?"
"Uncle Naruto...you were friends with my mom right?"
"Yeah."
"Can you help me know my blind spot better? Those 2 have figured it out and keep sneaking up on me."

"Uhm I don't have any dōjutsu and-"
"Pleaseee?"
Then she gave me the look i hated. Puppy dog eyes.
"Stop doing that, you know i can't resist..."
"Please help me?"
"Yeah dad it would improve our strength a lot."

"I cant, and you know that. I don't know any dōjutsu, sorry guys."
I made my way to my room and was starting to feel stressed.
How can i get rid of Sasuke without him ruining my secret? I've always wanted them to grow up without Sasuke, but now he just waltzes into their lives and threatens to reveal everything! Why?

few hour later

I was cooking the usual ramen, when Nisaki came up to me.
"Dad..where's Sasuke?"
"He's in a better place now, Nisaki."
"What's the place?"
"The Uchiha Cemetery."

"I'm confused. Heaven or the hell?"
"Hell."
"Then he's not in a better place."
"His brain is, though."
"Dad, i need him to train us, if we want to ever stand a chance against jonin."

"Cant you find someone else?"
"No! He's the most skilled ninja..i think."
"And what about me? I can easily defeat him."
"No you cant."

Sasuke POV
I went to Suigetsu's house, remembering all the old memories of team Taka.
"Hey, Suigetsu."
"Sasuke? Woah, you look a lot different than what you liked before."
"Can i come in?"

When i came in, i saw a pretty little girl with bright red hair and purple eyes.
"And who is this?"
"My daughter."
"Woah, you have a daughter?"
"Yeah me and Karin kinda-"

"SUIGETSU! WHO'S THERE?"
"Just Sasuke."
"Oh..wait SASUKE?"
"Karin can you please shut up? The birds are dying."
"Shut up, Juugo."
"Momma! I want okonomiyaki!"
"Sorry, baby, we're having ramen today."

I felt sick again. It was always ramen, i felt like it'll stalk me to death.
"Karin..can you please mark something else?"
"Oh yeah, Sasuke. You're late, so you won't really get anything."
The usual.
"It's fine, Karin. I understand."
"You know you can eat one of Juugo's birds, since they're already dying."

Karin said that at the wrong moment, because Juugo was just making his way downstairs.
"No one will eat any of my bird under my watch."
"Well, Sasuke has to eat something. By the way, we're having ramen."
"Oh..so then Sasuke can have my bowl. I hate ramen."

yes yes yes i'm so gonna die now. i'm sorry please forgive me, ik it's been almost 4 weeks since the last one..it just gets longer and longer and longer