The Twins (Naruto)

A door-

andddd i'm aware it gets super boring, but i don't know how to interest you? it's my first book

Sasuke POV
After leaving the upstairs i went back downstairs to see Naruto completely locked his door.
"Oi, open up."
"No."
"And why not?"
"Because i said so."
"And i'll be seeing what you're going to say after i kick this door down."
"I'd say the same thing."

"Just open the door, i have no time to deal with your attitude."
"N.o."
"Naruto, open the door."
"No. I might as well stay here til i'm a hundred years old. I. not opening that doo-"
"Open the door or ill tell the kids the entire truth."
"Y-you wouldn't dare!"
"Yes, i would dare."

"Sasuke. I've kept this secret for over 9 years! And then you and your megamind-forehead-wife come and ruin it up!"
"Actually, it's ex-wife-"
"I don't care if you divorced her or not. You were with her, and that's that."
"Is it always argument after argument with you?"

"No, it's just with you."
"Naruto, I know what i did to you was wrong, but that's past-"
"Just go sleep outside. I'm not opening this door no matter what."
Seriously.
"Your stubbornness is over the top today. What happened to your talkative-loud-stupid naruto?"

"And what happened to the Sasuke who promised he loved me forever?"
"I still do!"
"Then you wouldn't have gone to Sakura."
"Listen i'm sorry, okay?"
"You can say that a million times."
"If i knew i would've stayed with you."
"'If i knew i would've stayed with you'"
Why was he was mad at something that happened over a decade ago?

"You know, we could talk about it later."
"I don't care."
Eventually, i got tired of this. I went upstairs to get one of the twins to open the door, but i saw an entire arena. Nisaki and Sarada were staring at each other with kunai in there hands.
"Come on, i clearly said i want to see you both alive. I don't want to see death at our doorstep."

I saw them look at me and instantly become panicked. Then i had an idea.
"That's great! Pose like that but don't do a thing. Sunaki, you come help me to convince your dad to let me in."
"Okay, whatever."
Did every single one of them have to have an attitude?

"Okay, so for this to work, you just have to say Sarada and Nisaki are fighting. That's it?"
"Sure."

"Hey, dad can you open the door?"
"Why, do you need anything? Is that idiot Sasuke gone?"
I looked at him and shook my head as if to say no.
"No, he's not here. Nisaki and Sarada are fighting to the death!"
"What?"
I heard footsteps coming to the door and hid somewhere.

He finally opened the door. Sunaki led him upstairs to where Nisaki and Sarada would be buried.
"Put those kunai down! Nisaki! Why would you attack her?"
"She started it! I'm innocent i swear!"
"Don't you always start the fights first though?"
"I swear it wasn't me."
"No, it was him!"

While they were distracted, i snuck into the room and saw everything was on the floor. That dobe. How could i get him to warm up to me? With the amount of difficulty i had just to get him to open the door, getting him to even say he loves me would be suicidal.
I heard footsteps coming back and Naruto looking annoyed. That annoyed face tripled when he saw me.
"Just get out."
"No."
"I'm in zero mood to play with your dumb games. Go away, Uchiha."

That was eventually going to be his last name too..i hoped. Naruto Uchiha had a good ring to it.
"N.o."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
It turned into a yes-no eternity, resulting in him giving up. He turned to the far end of the bed, and not saying anything, picked up his covers and started to sleep.

He still had the same cute snores as before, and i couldn't help but watch his adorable face sleep. I regretted what i did. Why hadn't i stayed with naruto? Was my previous self just that bad?

i'm completely aware that this chapter is cringe. not even cringe would be enough to describe it.