Hanging in there - A DDLC X DSMP CROSSOVER

Chapter 28 - Tubbo's Very Lost Adventure

"What the HECK are we doing again?!"I ask as I hurry after Tubbo. My feet are sore and my entire body hurts and aches. The vines cut against my skin, as I feel the sound of grass crackling under my feet. I quickly pant as I attempt to catch up to the surprisingly fast boy. HOW THE HELL DID I GET INTO THIS SITUATION. I have no clue. Life tends to do that to you.

~A few hours earlier~

"All right, is that ok with you guys?" I finish summarising my speech. Nods of approval come from Niki and Fundy.

"All right, we'll see each other in three days then."

Fundy and Niki start to leave. Fundy turns towards me,

"Thanks Sayori. We now have a bit more hope because of you."

I feel a rush of happiness through my body at the compliment.

"Anytime!"

As I'm about to call it a day, and head over to the white house where Schlatt has basically quarantined us, I hear a rustling in the bushes next to me. Not just any rustling, but the rustling of someone who has no idea how to properly hide in a bush, and is making a very poor attempt to be a bush, because they are not one with it. Anyway... I digress. Rolling my eyes, I call out,

"Who's there?" 

I already know the answer. Ever since the pranks me and Tubbo did on everyone, he's now obssesed with the idea of bush hiding. Only problem is... he's not very good at it. Even a deaf person could hear him, the amount of noise he makes! But I don't mean this all in a bad way, of course. Tubbo's just... Tubbo.

"It's meee!" Sighing, I kneel down to face the bush front on. Some of Tubbo's body is still hanging outside the bush.

"Tubbo, I could hear you. And your clothes are still visible! Plus, your body is sorta outside the bush." He smiles broadly, as if I gave him the best compliment of all time.

"But I did good, didn't I?"

Sighing, I give in. I almost laugh at the irony of it all. MC was the one who usually did this business. And I was the Tubbo. How times have changed.

"Yes, very good." I smile as I pat his head. "Do you want to come out now, or do you really think that the life of a bush is one that would suit you?"

A moment of silence, then even more rustling as Tubbo starts getting out of the bush. He's three-quarters of the way out until his arms somehow manage to become tangled with the bush. "AAAH!" Tubbo's attempting to free himself, but only succeeding in tangling himself up even more. "Help me, Sayori!" I giggle as I gently free his arm. "You really are special, you know?""Special?""Yeah!""But that's a good thing, right?" Oh. Poor, innocent Tubbo."Yep, totally!" I laugh. Tubbo being completely oblivious to the not so very nice compliment. I guess he'll take what he's given."Sooo! I've got something REALLY cool to show you!" He's acting like a toddler, his eyes shining wide with excitement. "Follow me!"He (not very gently) grabs my wrist and drags me along to whatever he wants to show me. I am forced to comply, as any attempt to break free of is grip ends with threatening to tell Schlatt I'm gone. Wow. Tubbo gone blackmailer.A few hours later, with a lot of screaming and questions on my part, we're stuck in a freaking jungle. We're lost. And I guess Tubbo's lost too.

"Wait! I remember this bush, and this tree!"

"Tubbo. You've said that for EVERY SINGLE BUSH WE'VE PASSED." I'm literally about to lose it. I'm stuck in a jungle, away from home, with a hopelessly lost guide. Just great. "By the way," I say as I turn to look at Tubbo, "How on Earth did you manage to convince Schlatt that I can go away?"

"Oh. I just told him you were on your period and that you had diarrhea."WHAT? Is it even possible to be on your period and have diarrhea? What's even crazier, the fact that Schlatt believes him?! How?!

"Tubbo... how on earth did Schlatt believe you?!" I ask, close to being hysterical.

"Uhhh... lets just say that he really really is scared of women."WTF TUBBO? Schlatt? Scared of women? HUUUUUHHHH?!"Yeah!" Says Tubbo, reading my perplexed expression, "He got really shaky when I told him that. He practically demanded for you to go away from him for a week! Even Quackity was laughing at him!" He laughs at the memory. I join in with him. Well! That's a weakness I would have thought Schlatt did not have. Suddenly, Tubbo stops walking. I almost tumble into him.

"Why are we stopping?" I ask. Tubbo sniffs the air.

"We're here!" 'Here' apparently is next to a mountain, in the middle of nowhere."?-" He mines into the mountain until a room appears.

"Right! So, this is where Wilbur and Tommy are!" He announces grandly.

"YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT LIKE FIVE HOURS EARLIER!!!!!"

"Well, I guess I'm leaving you know, Schlatt will get suspicious if I suddenly leave, bye!" 

Tubbo disappears into the jungle. I'm too shocked to move. I'm just not even questioning it. I sigh, and walk inside the room. There's a ladder going down. I hear someone climbing the ladder. I ready myself for one of Wilbur's speeches or Tommy's hugs. The person gets closer and closer, until I hear a deep voice asking,

"Who are you and what are you doing here?"The person emerges from the ladder with a sword pointed at me. He has long pink hair, with a crown on his head. My heart beats fast, as I try to scramble up an answer. "Well?" The stranger moves closer, eyeing me with suspicion. Icy fear resounds in my body, which is soon replaced with anger. I'm not letting anyone else overpower me! I take out my sword, and face the stranger with a challenge. "If you come any closer, I'm going to have to attack you!" I shout. His expression turns to one of surprise, then one of determination, even boredom. He nods his head."Ok. Prepare to lose."We both lunge towards one another at the same time.