Poor unfortunate souls (Lucifer version)

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Y/N: You can do it? You can and will save her? For me?

Lucifer smirked as he heard Y/N ask this. He knew he had Y/N right where he wanted him. He held a coin in his hand and turned to look at Y/N.

Lucifer: My poor, sweet, little boy. That's what I do. It's what I live for. To help unfortunate, unlucky individuals like yourself. Poor souls with no one else to turn to.

Lucifer walked to Y/N and placed his arm around his shoulder. He then began to walk Y/N out into the dark hallway of the hospital.

Y/N then began to hear...music?

Lucifer: 🎵I admit that in the past I've been nasty. They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a devil.🎵

Lucifer then pointed to a picture of himself standing triumphant over three men, who looked as though they were crying blood.

Lucifer: 🎵But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways. Repented, seen the light, and made a switch. To this. True? Yes.🎵

Lucifer then pointed to this picture

Lucifer: 🎵And I fortunately know a little magic

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Lucifer: 🎵And I fortunately know a little magic. It's a talent that I always have possessed.🎵

Lucifer opened the palm of his hand and a blue fire emerged. He tossed it in the air and aimed his finger at it. A orange light shot out of his finger and the blue fire exploded.

Lucifer: 🎵And dear boy, please don't laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed.🎵

Lights flickered on in the hall and Y/N saw a long line of pictures. All of them had at least one person.

Lucifer: 🎵Poor unfortunate souls. In pain, in need.🎵

Lucifer stopped by a picture of a ugly woman and another picture of a fat woman.

Lucifer: 🎵This one longing to be thinner. That one wants to get the girl. And do I help them? Yes, indeed!🎵

Lucifer flipped the pictures and put them together. The picture now showed two beautiful women getting married to each other.

Lucifer: 🎵Those poor unfortunate souls. So sad, so true. They go crying and calling into the night "Oh Lucifer! Please Lucifer! Help me Lucifer!" Now it's happened once or twice. Someone couldn't pay the price. And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the flames of hell!🎵

Lucifer snapped his fingers and the picture ignited into flames.

Lucifer: 🎵Yes I've had the odd complaint. But on the whole I've been a saint.🎵

Lucifer stepped up to a bright light that was on top of a portrait of Jesus Christ.

Lucifer: 🎵To those poor unfortunate souls!🎵

Lucifer burned the picture and slid down to Y/N and placed his hands on his shoulders.

Lucifer: Alright Y/N, here's the deal. I will spare her life. I will remove the sickness from her body. No more hospitalization. No more weakness. Just a happy free spirited girl. She will get to live a full on happy life. You won't lose her like you lost your mother and father.

Y/N smiled as he listened to this. His face lit up like a Christmas tree. Lucifer then pulled out a black paper. It was a contract. Y/N was about to grab it, but Lucifer quickly pulled it away.

Lucifer: Eager, eager boy. I like that. But we need to discuss the next important topic. Payment.

Y/N's face fell.

Y/N: Look just name your price! I'll pay anything you want! I'll even have-

Lucifer: Relax. I'm not asking for money. I want you. If I do this, then you own me a favor.

Y/N: Oh. What do I do?

Lucifer: We'll work out the details when we get there. But you'll have to do exactly what I want you to do, even the most ridiculous or brutal request. Now what do you say? I save her, you own me a favor. Have we got a deal?

Y/N looked back at the hospital room where she was. He wasn't sure if he could make this kind of deal.

Lucifer: Life's full of though choices. 🎵 Come on you poor unfortunate soul. Go ahead! Make your choice! I'm a very busy man and I haven't got all day! It won't cost much!🎵

Lucifer sang as he and Y/N began dancing back to the hospital room, which was now bright red.

Lucifer: 🎵 You poor unfortunate soul! It's sad but true! If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet! You've got the pay the toll! Shake my hand! Come on boy. Won't you shake the poor sinner's hand?🎵

Y/N looked at Lucifer's hand. It took less than a second for Y/N to shake his hand and sign the contract.

Lucifer: Yes!

Suddenly the room began to shake. Lights flashed all around.

Lucifer: 🎵 The boss is on a roll! This poor unfortunate soul!🎵

Demons and Imps shadows could be seen in the room. Lucifer's eyes went red and he gripped Y/N's hand. Y/N screamed as he felt his hand burning. Lucifer let go and began to chant.

His head turned towards to body of her.

Lucifer: 🎵 Are you ready? Are you ready?🎵

Shadows: 🎵Are you ready?🎵

Lucifer: Larengix glaucitis et max laryngitis! La voce to me!

Lucifer chanted as the females body lit up in bright light.

Lucifer: 🎵 Reformation central!🎵

Shadows: 🎵 Reformation central!🎵

Lucifer: She lives! She lives! She lives!

Lucifer looked at Y/N.

Lucifer: 🎵 I hope you're satisfied. But if you ain't. Don't blame me! You can blame yourself, you, poor, unfortunate, soul!🎵

Lucifer sang as he and the shadows vanished. The room went back to normal. Y/N looked around and looked at his hand. The burn mark of a pentagram was at the center of his palm.

Y/N looked over and saw the heart monitor. It was...beeping? A soft yawn was heard as doctors ran in.

Doctor one: My god. It's a miracle!

Nurse: I'll tell the parents.

Doctor two: How did this happen?

Y/N smiled as he ran to her and hugged her tightly.

Female: Y/N? What happened?

Y/N looked at his hand.

Y/N: I...made a deal.

Y/N heard something at the back of his head. "You got what you wanted. But you lost something else."

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