Luka: Paris, I'm about to win this competition. Ivan, give me a beat.
(Ivan does so)
Luka: So, ever since my days in France, let's just say my faith had been tested on more than one occasion. First things first, I was shipped off from my old home to meet this girl named Marinette and I'm like "okay".
Marinette was okay...at first. Then she started acting weird and keeping secrets from him, and that's not even touching on her weird obsession with a certain superstar (although Luka wouldn't lie, he was cute).
Luka: But then Marinette gets into this huge scandal, so naturally I'm to avoid any contact with her. Yeah, that wasn't confusing at all but I'm still like, "okay." But thank God they had another girl for me to meet: Lila Rossi... who suspiously was very aware of the Marinette case, despite being new to Paris.
Luka: Okay, so I'm thinking "bit weird", but if you'd seen her back before this whole mess went down. Let me tell you she was okay.
The other kings roll their eyes and groan at him, Adrien in particular glares at Luka.
Luka: So a few years pass, our families are trying to make this sort of alliance thing with other rich families.
Luka puts his hand to his heart in mock surprise
Luka: But surprisingly, no one seems to want to associate with the Rossis. Not that I minded, that just meant me and her could spend more time together and I'm like "okay",
Luka: She starts coming come late. "I was just out with my girls!" But I can smell cologne on her. And I'm like "okay". And it really okay, I wasn't exactly being loyal either
Luka smirks and jabs a finger at Adrian, causing him to nervously smile, and the crowd to cheer.
Luka (starts to getting angry): Suddenly, she wants to break up, move some side piece (Alois) into my house and threatened to ruin Adrien like she ruined Marinette!
Adrien looked down, it had only been after the Chat Blanc incident that he decided to tell him that. Adrien was baffled that he haven't seen her bad behavior sooner.
Luka (suddenly smiles): Now, now, now, now, I know I look like it, but I am so not an emo breakup song kind of guy, so I'm like "No way".
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Six (A Multifandom Retelling)
FanfictionDumped, Ruined, Abandoned, Dumped, Ruined, Survived...You think you know what happened to Lila Rossi's six boyfriends? Well, why don't you check, because they're retelling history their way. Or my attempt at making a Six spoof fanfiction using anime...
