Six (A Multifandom Retelling)

Don't Lose Your Head

[Alois]

Grew up in England

Pip Pip, Ello

Life was pretty bland

When you had everything you could ever want, it got a little boring. 

[ENSEMBLE]

He set flight

He decided to go to France to be with his at the time girlfriend, Mami Tomoe.

[Alois]

So I took a chance, came straight to France

All the French stuff cool

[ENSEMBLE]

Quite a sight

He and Mami did have such fun in Paris, sad it had to end.

Ooh-ooh

[Alois]

I wanna dance and sing

Alois swings his hips to the beat.

Kings: Controversy?

Alois chuckles nervously but swings his hips to the beat again regardless.

Not my thing

[ENSEMBLE]

Ooh-ooh

[Alois]

But then I met the ugly thing

The ugly thing meaning Lila, I mean once upon time, maybe he would've called her beautiful but this was the present where her awful compulsive personality had been shown and even then, he was taken.

And soon my uncle said

"You should try and get ahead!"

She wanted me, hah, obviously

While Alois didn't want Lila's affections, he totally understood why she would try.

Kept messaging me like every day

To this day, he could not understand how Lila got his number, but ever since then, she had filled up his phone with messages. Sometimes he would reply, often he wouldn't.

Got more vexed when she sent me a text

But who am I kidding

I'm better than the rest

One day, Mami and Alois were told to separate for reasons they weren't told about.

[ENSEMBLE]

Ooh-ooh

[Alois]

So I sent a response

Not wanting to be alone, Alois responded to Lila's message.

[ENSEMBLE]

Ooh-ooh

[Alois]

No evil plot 

To this day, Alois will tell you it was meant to be a teasing text.

[ENSEMBLE]

Ooh-ooh

[Alois]

"If you wanna call the shots

I'll think about it maybe

XO baby"

[Kings]

Uh-oh

Alois, rolls his eyes: Here we go