Note: Hank's Suppressed Mag form is being renamed to Executioner now
BF: Today we are going to see what nicknames Hank will give us!
GF: Oh great...
Hank: Do I have to?
BF: Yes! This is a special chapter!
Hank: Fine T_T. So we'll start with Tricky. As you know I call him coown because he is one
Tricky: A spooky clown!
Hank: Nah you're more annoying, anyways I call Boyfriend Kid because he is one
BF: B-But I'm 19! You look like you're 18!
Hank: Moving on
BF: Hey!
Hank: Girlfriend I call Succubus for fun
Girlfriend: You need to stop calling me that!
Hank: How about you stop acting like one? Anyways next is Alice who I just call Alice but if I were to give her a nickname it will be angel
Alice: Oh you flatter me Hank! But why angel?
Hank:....I read the wiki
Alice: Oh ._.
Hank: I call Michael a Revenant because he came back from the dead? How I know? Well this chapter isn't Canon to the story so I just know.
Michael: Oooh that's a nice name
Hank: It was either that or legally blind
Michael: B-But I'm not even-
Hank: Next we have Khole, who I don't know what to call her. Why didn't you get the name Khloe?
Khole: Well you can call me that if you want
Hank: True but it will get confusing for others. I'll just call you Big Sis since you're known as that
Khole: Fair enough
Hank: Next it is Miku and I would call her Idol.....I have nothing else
Miku: I'm fine with that!
Hank: Good, we would be having problems. For Kaity.....I have nothing.
Kaity: Well we will leave it to the readers!
Hank: Yeah that's fine, for the youngest one. He is called Baby Blue so that's fine with him. For Girlfriend's father-
Daddy Dearest: Well DD is fine
Hank: Actually I have a better one: Bitch
Mommy Mearest: You can call me that~
Hank:....I call you nosy
MM: W-What?!
Hank: Yeah, always trying to see my face
MM: I'll see it now! [Goes to grab him]
Hank: [Majestically avoids her] Now for Skid and Pump. You already know what I call them
Skid: Spooky!
Pump: Kids!
Hank: Exactly, Lila doesn't have one for now
Lila: U-Umm I'm fine with anything
Hank: How about just Lila?
Lila: T-That's nice
Hank: And finally the Lemon Bitch!
Lemon Demon: What?!
Hank: Oh no don't worry, that's not yours. It's "My Victim"
Lemon Demon: W-What?
Hank: Clown! Jump him!
Tricky: YEAAAAAH!
The two proceed to jump the Lemon Demon who was screaming in despair.....all while everyone looked on.
Everyone: 0_0
BF: I-I guess that's it for now! We will see you in Arc 2!
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