Hank: Hey Caine, I'm buying this, yeah?
Caine: Go ahead, have it for free
Hank: Really?
Caine: I have money
Hank: Alright, thanks.
I immediately grabbed the enhancement and placed it into my gun. I spin it around and aimed it at the front door, because a dumbass came in with his own gun.
Guy: Alright down on the ground! I want your money! Now-!
I pull the trigger and watch as one bullet blasted the guy through the door and ended his life.
Think that's cruel? Deal with it, I'm not the hero.
R.Hank: God I wish I could use that, I would shoot the Higher Powers with it
Soul: A bullet for each eye.
Caine: How convienent
Hank: Yeah, anyways, I'm going
Caine: I'll see you soon, Hank
Hank: Yeah, you too
I leave the shop and put my gun away, you couldn't see it from my face mask, but I was smiling. Not from happiness, but from the fact that I'm going to have a good time shooting some idiots in the near future.
Because Peace is never an option, and I agree with that.
Bring on anyone that wants the smoke!
I walk back to the base and heard silence from outside, I was confused so I open the door and walk inside. It was dark and now I'm wondering if the boys left the place to go and do something.
Hank: At least lock the door, idiots
But then suddenly, the light comes on and I heard "Surprise!". I looked around and saw that everyone we knew were here, a banner was hanged and it told me that it was the 2nd Anniversary of me existing in this world.
Hank: It's been two years?
GF: Yes! Ever since you and Tricky arrived in our world, things have drastically changed
Nikusa: You're an important figure in the town's history now. And we thought it was suitable to do this, it's also for Tricky.
Tricky: You hear that Hank? I'm special!
Hank: Yeah yeah, whatever. Why the hell are we celebrating this? It isn't necessarily
Alice: Oh Hank, be positive, this is a milestone for you!
Whitty: Yeah, you saved our asses from the Lemon Demon
Michael: And then you dealt with those Sonic Possers!
Pico: There were five of them!
Hank: Yeah but-
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I'm Hank J. Wimbleton?! (A Hank Reader x MC X FNF)
FanficAn Empty Soul without a purpose is given it's role through a mysterious god like force for their entertainment. What will they do? How will they cope? What challenges face this new Hank J. Wimbleton? (If you know me you know I'm adding a Harem, if y...