it was a regular day in dreamland. bean was watching the all my sons movie with luci, and elfo. luci and bean had their eyes glued to the tv, meanwhile elfo had his head stuck in general topology by nicolas bourbaki.
"erm.. guys.. I don't understand this book.. i don't think it's in English?" he peaked his head up.
"that's because your reading it upside-down, dummy," luci remarked, flipping the book the right way up.
"I still understand absolutely nothing..." they said, and bean took the book and scanned the page.
"me neither... what's topology?" she said, and before elfo could reply, they heard a knock on the door.
"I'll get it," bean sighed, turning off the tv and walked to the door. at the door, there was a guy dressed in a hooded robe, and a veil covering his face.
"hello, I was wondering if you wanted to talk about-" the man began.
"no jehovah's witness's here, sorry," bean said, and the man shook his head.
"jehovah's witness? no, im a vialist," he said, chuckling slightly.
"what in the flying cockadoodle pickle is a vialist?" bean asked.
"that doesn't matter. my name is rick reisdro, and I come from the land of dema. we have dogs if you like dogs, and no dogs if you don't like dogs. we're accepting of all religions, unless your anything but a vialist. come live life on the calm side and chill with us bishops. so, would you like to move?"
"dema? like the bubble guppie? your hood does look somewhat like her hair,"
"are you coming or not," rick grunted.
bean turned her head into the living room.
"luci, elfo, WE'RE MOVING!
a/n ty for reading chapter one! im sorry it's so short :/
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dema? like the bubble guppie? ~ disenchantment and tøp crossover
General Fictionright, this is meant to be a joke fic. I know nothing about disenchantment I'm sorry.
