Usernames:
Czechia - CZ
Slovakia - Kia
Germany - work
America- oil
Austria - Germany 2
Russia: Vodka
Poland: kurwa
(Rest have normal names.)
TW: some swearing lol kinda mentions of war just like one sentence
3am:
Work: Has anyone seen my files?
CZ: Why are you awake right now? Get some sleep ya workaholic
Oil: how are you awake yourself Czechia?
CZ: I'm at a bar with my buddy Praha
Oil: capital of France?
CZ: Praha or Prague is MY capital. Germany, I think Vienna stole them or something
Work: @ Germany 2 is this true?
Germany 2: OI DU WOKE ME UP ARSCHLOCH, and yes it's true ya need to sleep
Work: I'm going to kill you
Oil: NO WW3 GERMANY
Work: that's not what I meant
CZ: Uhhh America??
Oil: what?
CZ: can I have admin rights
Oil: do something stupid and you're dead
CZ renamed "Canada" to "Maple addict"
Oil: ... you got a point so I'll let you off the hook.
CZ: ya better.
Germany 2: KÖNNEN IHR GUYS HALT DIE KLAPPE? BITTE ICH MOCHTE SCHLAFEN!!
CZ: Germany please translate this weirdo
Work: uhhhh... please shut up and I want to sleep.
Work: anyway I want to summon Italy since I need to ask a question
Work: @ Italy pineapple belongs on pizza
Italy: HEY NO IT DOESN'T SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I AM GETTING THE CROSS AND MAKING I WILL PUT MAYO ON YOUR BRATWURST.
Work: I was joking 🙃 anyways... do you have a copy of my files?
Italy: oh.. sure! *file inserted*
Oil: ITALY NOO HE NEEDS SLEEP
Work: I don't need sleep I need answers
CZ renamed "Italy" to "secretly likes pineapple on pizza"
Work renamed "secretly likes pineapple on pizza" to "Italy"
Italy: Czechia I will personally slam you with a extra large cross in your own home. Work what is his address?
Work: -link to Rick roll-
Italy: GERMANY NOOO WHY WOULD YOU RICKROLL ME!
Work: cuz CZ is at a bar till who knows when with Prague
Italy: Germania NO
CZ: this is Kia, send help Chia is break dancing with Prague
Oil: PPPT! SEND A VIDEO
CZ: -attachment- I guess the Beer kicked in 🤷
UK: that music was so loud that I almost spilt my tea
CZ: eiciesad you meant to spát?
Work: don't mind Czechia he drank too much beer
Kia: ey I'm on my phone now, updates he stopped break dancing since Praha dragged him to the car. AND WHY IS EVERYBODY AWAKE AT 3AM?
Work: I just wanted my files that Vienna stole
Germany 2: I'm innocent???
Work: ITS ALL AUSTRIA'S FAULT !!!!!
Evidence to blame everything on Austria, war, losing files, falling off a bridge, just blame Austria ;)
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