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› The Disastrous Life of Kokichi Ouma ‹

'•TDLOSK x Danganronpa, because I love both of these fandoms! Warning: OOC characters'•

"OUMAAAAAAA!" A voice boomed through the hall.

'Good Greif, here comes this idiot.' I mentally sighed.

My name is Kokichi Ouma. And I have psychic abilities. 16 years ago, I, a very unusual baby was born into a very ordinary family. At 14 days old, I started taking.. in my mind.

And at 1 month old, I started to walk, in the air. And finally, I ran my first errand at 1 year old.

You're probably thinking that maybe my parents would bring me to a doctor or something to check on me but.. my mom is a doctor and well, she  couldn't find much wrong with me. Thus, she let this slide.

Like any good psychic, I can bend spoons and win any corporate giveaway I want.

I'm the happiest boy alive! I can have anything and everything I want!

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That's what you're thinking, correct? Well, here's a truth bomb for you, eating free popsicles leads to stomach aches, and bending spoons make it harder to eat.

I'm the happiest boy alive, a boy who can have everything and anything, but that's dead wrong! I am the UN-Happiest boys alive, a boy who has nothing!

Telepathy, psychokinesis, X-ray vision,  foresight, teleportation, clairvoyance, ect, ect! I can do all of those things, sure, but having powers also takes away somethings for me.

Sorta like if you feed a dog food everyday, they lose the ability to hunt. Or if a mother spoils her son, he loses the ability to function like an adult.

So, there some key aspects of life I've missed out on.

Like the feeling of accomplishment after working hard on something, or the thrill of having a surprise party, those things are all completely foreign to me!

Sure, I don't get sad or anger at anything, but that just means my life has no joy or thrill in it.

So.. I use pranks to lighten up my life. From cruel to light pranks, apart from TV, it's my only entertainment.

"O-OUMAA! HELPPP!"

Oh great. This idiot again. Kaito Momota, don't mistake him for my friend. He just clings to me a lot, and  is very annoying.

He must be running to me after I pulled a prank on him and Maki.

The two were always the most fun to mess with, since Kaito was a complete idiot.

'What now, Kaito?'

"MAKI ROLL IS AFTER ME!!"

"KAITO!"  A girls voice tumbled through the halls next. A few other students from PK shivered as a well known girl came into veiw.  Maki Harukawa,  a girl who somehow was actual friends with Kaito.

Next came four other parasites, Shuichi Saihara, Rantaro Amami, Kaede Akamatsu, and... 

Himiko Yumeno.

Yumeno... I found her the most intresting of all. Using mind reading, I knew the girl had a crush on me. But instead of being a complete nuisence like the rest, she was very lazy and laid back.

She didn't bother me at all, she just kept her crush to me a secret.  thats why I liked her so much. But, she also isnt completely boring. Shes a magician. You'd think that I'd find that boring and all because I'm a physcic and all, but I can't exactly read her mind.  It's weird, but I think I know why.

She actually believes magic exsists. 

It's impossible for me to know the awnser to any of her magic tricks, because she actually believes it's magic!  She lives in her own little world, where magic exsists.

thus,  I never actually got to know how she did her various tricks.  That's why I liked her so much. She was laid back, and entertaining! The perfect balance for my chaotic life! She sits next to me, and shes the only person in my "friend group," ( As the parasites call us,) I talk to. Usually, she shows me various magic tricks to pass the time.

Yumeno came down to sit next to me, and she gave me her usual sleepy smile. I gave a faint smile back.

"Nyeh.. HI Ouma-Kun."

'Hi Yumeno-Chan.' 

"What type of  magic would you like to see today?" The red head asked.

'Anything.' Kokichi Shrugged.

"Alrighty then," Himiko took out cards and started to do a simple tricks. shuffiling the cards, showing me one, and pulling the exact one from out behind my ear. I clapped lightly, and she smiled. 

Yumeno Himiko, the only perfect balance to my disatrous life.