(Mentions of Mafia and Devil... sort of...)
Enjoy...
Tennessee: *sleeping*
Arizona: *sneaks in while shaking maracas*
Tennessee: *wakes up* What are you doing?
Arizona: Shhhhh I'm calling my snakey brethren
Tennessee: Why would they be in my room?
Arizona: You have good dirt :)
Tennessee: I'm going to pretend I know what you mean by that...
*A large ball of snakes enters the room*
Tennessee: wtf...
Arizona: *Turns to snakes* Alright guys I did what you want now give me what I want.
Tennessee: ARI? WHAT DID YOU DO? SELL YOU SOUL TO THE DEVIL?
Arizona: Nah I was in debt to the snake mafia
Tennessee: Do I need to call New York for ya?
Arizona:...No... I uh already dealt with it *starts to sweat*
Tennessee: *eyes Arizona* Ari, what did you do?
Arizona: ...noottthhhinnng...
Tennessee: ARI?!
Arizona: OKAY OKAY!! I SOLD YOU TO THE SNAKES
Tennessee: First off, HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT?!
Arizona: Well I gave them my debit card and social security because I got mugged and that snake took it to it's boss and that's how I got the attention of the snake mafia
Tennessee: *Nods* I can't even be surprised anymore...
Arizona: They said they would let me live if I let them take you
Tennessee: I'm calling New York... *leaves room with snakes trailing him*
Arizona: *yells in the background* TRY NOT TO GET BIT
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Random Conversations
HumorThis book is just me and Ari brain dumping random stuff and conversations. This book was not meant to offend anyone. If any other states would like to join in a conversation just let me or Ari know. (We are likely about to lose a LOT of brain cells...
