Enjoy...
Tennessee: *Phone starts ringing* Hello?
Arizona: Uhh... hi... so you may be wondering where I am...
Tennessee: Kinda, why aren't you using your phone number? It looks like the police–
Arizona: Yeah.
Tennessee: No... WhAT DiD YoU dO?
Arizona: Uhhh... first run a cold bath and put yourself in it and then we can talk
Tennessee: NoPE NoT UNtiL You ExPlAin WhAT yoU DiD!
Arizona: TENNESSEE I SWEAR YOU MAY DIE BEFORE I GET TO EXPLAIN PLEASE JUST DO IT
Tennessee: EXpLaIN.1?>!<W!
Arizona: I will when you walk your merry way to the bathroom!
Tennessee: *Walks up to the bathroom* n0W EP41nE>S<SQ??!!
Arizona: FINE! I dug up a cactus :(
Tennessee: *eye twitches and starts shaking*
Arizona: Now... GET INTO SOME COLD WATER
Tennessee: *quietly* 1'm c0mEinG t0 GeT Y0u...
Arizona: GET INTO THE COLD WATER FIRST YOU'D KILL YOURSELF IF YOU TRIED
Tennessee: *Basically collapses into the cold water*
Arizona: How are you feeling now?
Tennessee: Freezing...
Arizona YAY YOU SOUND NORMAL
Tennessee: Mind telling me how TF you got arrested for digging up a cactus?
Arizona: Well in my own state it's illegal to dig up a cactus and I was trying to help build a mansion and they didn't want cacti ._.
Tennessee: Honestly, I probably shouldn't even be surprised there's a rule like that, but...
Arizona: Please bail me out
Tennessee: I'll be there in a few, just give me a sec I'm kinda drenched...
Arizona: you may wanna stay like that just in case.
Tennessee: ... *shrugs* Sure, why not... *Drives to PD*
(TN is going to be dead by the end of this book...)
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Random Conversations
HumorThis book is just me and Ari brain dumping random stuff and conversations. This book was not meant to offend anyone. If any other states would like to join in a conversation just let me or Ari know. (We are likely about to lose a LOT of brain cells...
