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Blitzø x Fem!Reader (❤‍🔥)

Human-like Blitzø and Sinner Demon IMP employee. Gets REALLY hot and also has a fair bit of gore and swearing, like +16. What did you expect, it's Blitzø. (Request)

Y/n's POV:

"I fucking told you!" I shouted, stabbing my knife through a guard's throat. "I said, specifically, that they had a security system!"

Blitzø rolled his eyes, firing a bullet through the head of an escaping human. "Jeez, babe, we've got this. What's-" he shot another one down, "twenty humans against you and me?" he grinned at me, his eyes glowing slightly in the darkened building.

I tore my blade through one's stomach, pushing the body away as I sent my boyfriend/boss a glare. "The plan was get inside, kill the stupid billionaire, (guess which one), and get out. None of this shit."

He made a pouting face before pulling out his mini-cannon. I ducked automatically as he shot around at the surrounding security agents, their bodies hitting the floor in synchronised order. 

A remaining guard leapt out from a doorway, a gun aimed at my head. I sighed and plunged my knife up through her ribs and across her abdomen, blood flying from her corpse as it fell forwards. 

"Damn it", I muttered, looking down at myself. "I loved this shirt." 

Blitzø came up behind me, wrapping his hands around my waist. "What are you doing?" I chuckled, leaning back into his embrace. 

"We killed the rich asshole, didn't we? I think we deserve to celebrate." he murmured into my hair. I smiled and turned around, resting my arms around his neck. "You wanna have sex on all his stuff?" I asked, and he nodded happily. 

He pulled me up the stairs, walking into whatever fancy room he saw first. A well tailored office space, outfitted with polished oak furniture and expensive paintings. Dropping me onto the desk, he shrugged his jacket off his shoulders and climbed up between my knees. 

I pressed my lips to his as he fumbled with the clasp of my belt. We both heard the rumble of footsteps and he groaned in annoyance. When the door burst open, he blindly shot whoever had walked in without taking his mouth off mine. 

"That was hot," I teased, trailing my fingers down his shirt as the body flew back. "Not as hot as you." he said in a mockingly sweet voice, finally undoing the zipper of my jeans. 

I shivered as he slid his hands under my waistband and pulled them down, tossing them somewhere in the room. He attached his lips to my throat as he reached up and pulled at the strap of my bra. 

"This is going pretty fast," I laughed, undoing his shirt and letting it pool on the wood of the desk. "Gimme a second, babe, it'll be going faster in a minute." he chuckled, giving up on the bra strap and instead beginning to undo his pants.

The radio in his jacket beeped from across the room. 

Then it crackled to life, and Moxxie's voice came over the speakers.

"Sir? There's this very tall angry client here to see you." he said, and Blitzø sighed. "Goddamn cockblock." 

He got up and walked over to where his coat was flung over a chair. He pressed a button on the radio and spoke.

"Listen up, Moxx, I was just about to bang my girlfriend on a dead rich guys desk so you better fucking make sure this is important or I will end you." he snarled, before turning back to me.

"The man says its a matter of life and death," Millie's voice rang out this time. I rolled my eyes. "We're assassins, Mills, everything we do is something to do with death."

"Please come back sir," Moxxie said quietly. "He's messing with the furniture."

"Fine," Blitzø said, grabbing the book seemingly out of nowhere and creating the red circular portal that would send us back to Hell.

He tossed his coat at me, and I wrapped it around me like a robe. "We'll finish this later," he promised, kissing me deeply before pushing me through.

GUYS I need some more requests I am running out of ideas I physically cannot think of any.