Hero? What's that? Is That Food?

Chapter 1

Whoever came up with the Isekai genre never thought of what is it like to be in the shoes of the protagonist getting isekai'd by vehicular method. They either didn't care because of their sheer desire of another life or they forgot because they were too busy imagining their future harem. Because the sheer pain makes you want to just nope out of reincarnation after that blissful release of death.

Additionally, when they had the poor bastard isekai'd, it's usually the NEET's with little to no connection with their family or anyone. This shows how much laziness they have in writing a protagonist, practically a blank slate with a gaming history that has a genre that conveniently helps them progress through the story- scratch that, I meant to say bulldoze through a story. It also didn't help that whatever power they get as compensation after getting manslaughtered by beeb-beeb is either extremely OP or extremely weak at the start but ends up extremely OP at the end. It makes you wonder if all isekai protagonist have a permanent buff after getting killed by a wild Isuzu.

The reason for this monologue is not for the easy word qouta, but to educate the people wanting the isekai life. Here's a tip you disgusting weeb. You need that truck to only get to a certain speed so that you get sent flying and die or else you're just going to suffer broken bones if the truck was going slower. On the other hand, if the truck was barreling down the road with the driver using the whole speed-o-meter and homed in on your delusional mug.

Well, there's this thing called pedestrian-car accident and the god or goddess reincarnating you doesn't like you being artistic and doing abstract on the asphalt with your everything.

Now, to close with this monologue of mine- I just got hit by a vehicle today.

Shut up. My monologue above still has merit! Anyway, unlike the traditional method of truck-kun's playfull bump, I on the other hand got the unusual sedan ending.

Now, I know what you're thinking. Is the isekai delivery service short on staff today?

Probably, with the growing popularity of the genre I wouldn't put pass it if that was the case.

Back on topic, the reason why I just got *ahem* hit by a car, is because I decided to be a helpful citizen that day and saved a poor doggo from becoming roadkill because of their owner's carelessness. So yeah, I got hit by a car going above the legal speed limit but I only got sent flying somehow, but still ended up hitting the back of my head on a hard surface before everything with black.

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Remember how I hinted multiple time of how I disliked the reincarnating part of that particular genre, well...

"Awww... Hachi-kun's face is scrunched up again is little Hachi hungry? Don't worry, Okaa-chan is here~"

Cue nipple slip.

Please don't make me more graphic about this. It's already mortifying for me in this current situation.

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"Dear, look! Hachi-kun is standing up! Come here Hachi-kun! Come to Okaa-chan~!" My mother excited said as she knelt down in front of me.

This is embarrassing... I'm just standing up and I'm immediately the center of attention.

"Dear, hurry get the camera! Hachi-kun is taking his first baby steps!" My dad, for some reason has the family camera in an instant and is already snapping away.

Okay, while I know this is incredibly embarrassing for me right now. I can't find it in me to disappoint my parents being hopefull of seeing me take my literal first steps in life.

Wobbling a bit as I just realized how unused I am with this baby legs. I slowly but steadily walked/marched towards my excitedly waiting mother with a few close calls of me nearly faceplanting along the way.