The Final Rant Book (I Promise)

National Internet Friends Day

TIS NATIONAL INTERNET FRIENDS DAY
AND DUE TO THE FACT I ONLY HAVE LIKE TWO VERY HELLA CLOSE INTERNET FRIENDS WHOVE BEEN THERE FOR LIKE HELLA I AM GOING TO SCREECH ABOUT THEM

Numero Uno)
omf so this goes to my bestestiebestest first (via wattpad) internet friend@JoeyGraceffafan17 which she doesn't use anymore (damn it, Brandi) but oh my god she's been here since around June or July of 2013 and she's stayed with me through all this shit that I've done (with this fuck of a gun we'rE DAMNED AFTER ALL, THROUGH FORTUNE AND FAME, WE FALL)

Oops, okay, but anyways oh fuck I love her, she's been with me through my random phase (how) and now my punk rock af phase and we're so different and she's like hella older than me but she's like my older sister and I love her and oh my fucking god I love her so much you guys don't even know.

Numero Dos)
this goes to this lil shit @falIoutboy oh my god.

SHE'S THE DALLON WEEKES TO MY BRENDON URIE AND IF YOU HURT HER I WILL BURN YOU I S2G

But oh my god she's so cool and the best and I want to meet her irl and draw cat whiskers all over her face bc she's also Dan Howell af (I'm Phil Lester af fuckin fight me m8)

And we always snapchat and her snaps are the best anD SHE'S EMO AF TOO AND SHE UPDATES ME ON WHAT COLOR GERARD DYED HER HAIR AND I UPDATE HER ON THE CURRENT STATUS OF MCR (still dead) AND FALL OUT BOY AND OH MY GOD SHE'S SO PRECIOUS

She's literally a year older than me stfu Queen.

BUT THOSE ARE MY INTERNET BAES AND I LOVE THEM MORE THAN MOST OF MY IRL BAES OH MY GOD
BUT SRSLY, if you hurt either of them i will hunt you down, burn down your house, find you, and kill you. I swear. I SWEAR ON ME MUM.