- Love, Butters.

(4) The Weird Day

"I dare you to... Sit. On. Kenny's. Lap."

"Dude, what the fuck?" Kyle looked at Cartman in disgust.

"What?" Everyone was speechless.

"Don't 'what' me? Do you clearly not see how wrong that is??"

"It's just harmless fun!," Cartman argued, trying to justify his dare.

Marjorine sighs. "It's okay. I'll do it."

Every dude in the room's jaw was left ajar. A girl actually willingly sitting on one of their laps? They saluted Kenny. He was lucky.

Like a dog, Majorine crawled over to Kenny then sat between his legs and not on him. Hopefully something doesn't go horrible while she's sitting down on him..... Would be sooooo embarrassing.
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After a few other games they played, they all decided to go to sleep. But they postponed it when they remembered that Majorine had nowhere to sleep.

"She's definitely not going to sleep in MY bed."

"I'm taken."

"My mom said not to sleep with girls until I'm 18."

The only person who had not protested was Kenny.

"I guess she's going to sleep with you. Welp, good night guys." The lights were turned off. And the orange parka man and green bow lady lay there, uncomfortable. I mean, the sleeping bag was big enough for the both of them. Mostly.

Majorine's head was rested between Kenny's neck and chest. And Kenny's head was on her head. Poor Majorine was still awake, due to the fact she was so close to Kenny. It was so hot, as the temperature hot. Majorine started to rub her fists together, like Butters, this was a old habit from all the way. His parents told him to stop doing it since it's very weird and 'normal' people don't do it. So, Butters did stop. Only when he was in his parents' presence. He did it multiple times when he was alone.

But really she should go to sleep. Trying to close her eyes, but couldn't since she couldn't erase the fact that she was laying next to her crush since what? 4th grade? Maybe.

"Hey Majorine, are you asleep?" Who was whispering to her? Is she going crazy from staying up so late? But it did kinda sound like Kenny. All she did for a answer was a hum.

"Is it too tight for you? I could sleep on the floor if you'd like."

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"N-No... Please stay."

What? What? What? What? What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?What?

What did she just say? Did I hear that right?

"Huh? Y-You want me to stay?"

Kenny had never actually slept in a bed with a girl without having s3x with them, except for his sister, Karen. It gave him a weird feeling in his heart. Majorine answered back with a more quieter hum, digging her face into his chest. She wrapped her arms around him and soon soft snores were heard. All Kenny could do was lay there surprised, but he eventually shrugged it off and fell asleep while stroking Majorine's head.
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"Did they ——?"

"——— look like it."

"Really? - don't believe —-."

"No, seriously —— they didn't."

Kenny rubbed his eyes and saw the 3 boys, Cartman, Stan, and Kyle over them.

"What the fu(dge) are you guys doing?"