Housemates - A Genshin Crackfic

its literally the first day what

(Btw unless further specified technically nobody here knows each other beforehand except the siblings.

Also character name in bold means its confessionals [that room ppl in reality tv shoes go to give their thoughts and such abt the situation] thats all hope u enjoy byee!)

After filming his interview six—maybe seven more times— Kazuha leaves the room brimming with confidence. On his way out he waves at his new friend Tomo and tells him they should chat again once he's done.

Tomo was a nice guy so Kazuha wasn't about him. It was just about everyone else in the house. Judging from the amount of noise they were making early he had a hard time believing they'd all be getting along 100 percent of the time.

Kazuha walks down the stairs and on the way down he passes someone. A boy with an animal hoodie paces around the telephone in a circle as if he was on patrol. Maybe he was waiting for something?

Eventually, he notices Kazuha's presence and stops.

The name tag on his shirt read 'Gorou'.

"Before you even try to say anything I am not a furry. It's a sense of fashion."
He says. It's not like Kazuha was even gonna speak to him anyways…

Then again he's also not in the mood to be making enemies so Kazuha just awkwardly smiles and pretends to know what he's on about.

"Okay."

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GOROU

"I've only known this guy for like two seconds and I'm already willing to sacrifice my life for him. Cuz it's like—" Gorou pats his eyes dramatically on the verge of tears.

MR CAMERAMAN: Do you…need a tissue?

"Y-yes."

—

After a minute or so of regaining himself, Gorou continues speaking. "It's just that I have a really big secret and It's just like… so hard to hide it. And I'm afraid the others will see me differently once they find out."

MR CAMERAMAN: What is it?

He turns his head away dramatically. "Telling you kind of defeats the whole point of what a secret is."

—

"Thank You! Finally, someone in this place who has some decency! So many people here think they can just do whatever they want?"

"Like who?" Any information is good information.

"Yae Miko." Gorou shudders at just the name. "The minute she saw me she started labelling out information about me that even I didn't know. Like how my animal jam boyfriend died in a car crash two years ago. A-and other stuff that is better not said. Anyways, best to steer clear of her."

Kazuha nods. "I see. So what're you doing here?"

"Just waiting for the phone. I think we should be getting some sort of message from it soon. There's one in the living room but that seems to be occupied plenty so I'm keeping watch of the one here."

"Alright, then I'll leave you to it."

"Mmhm see you!"

In the kitchen, things seem to be a little calmer than in the living room. A girl with braided hair is standing at the stove, a strong look of determination on her face.

Ayaka beside her looks traumatised. "It looks burnt." Yeah like, burnt flesh. Kazuha's not gonna judge though.

"It's not burnt, it's french."