😚Them trying to use pick up lines ❤️

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Charlie
C : hey honey

Y: yes Charlie?

C : Do you like sales?

Y : I mean I Gus-

C : cause if your looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place ~

Y : ......

C : um.. y/-

Y : 0///0


Vaggie
V : hey babe

Y : yes?

V : are you a key board?

Y : what?

V : cause your just my type ~

Y : heard that one before

V : ....what...


Angel dust
AD : heya Toots

Y : yes hon?

AD : your lips look so lonely would they like to meet mine? ~

Y : really 😐

AD : what did you expect when you agreed to date me toots ~

Y : ~sigh ~😚

AD : 😚


Alastor
A : my little dove/dear /demon

Y: yes al?

A : do you know what my shirt is made out of?

Y : no? Wha-

A : Boyfriend material! ~

Y : classic, good one al

A : why thank you my dear! I have been Rehearsing it all morning!

Y : is that why you were talking with the your microphone all  morning

A : ..... I have no idea what your talking about my
dear..

Y : 🙄


Husk
H : Hey voodoo girl/boy/person

Y : ~ sighs ~ yes kitty

H : My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful Woman / handsome man/ person at the bar

Y : first, you don't have other friends besides the crew and me, and Second, we are the only ones her-

H : just let me finish my d*nm pick up line!

Y : ok, ok 👌

H : ~ sighs ~ want to buy drinks with their mone-

H : you know what f*ck it I going to get some more booze



Cherry bomb
Cb : hey firecracker

Y : yes cherry

Cb : can I tie your shoes?

Y : I'm wearing boots cherr-

Cb :cause I don't want you to fall for someone else ~

Y : aww ☺️




Nifty
N : hey sweetie

Y : yes hon?

N : Are you a parking ticket?

Y : no why?

N : cause there's FINE writing all over you~

Y : ☺️

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