The Group Chat

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Luz starts a group chat. What could go wrong?
Answer? EVERYTHING

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Luzura : HEYO

badbutsadboy: wtf is happening

veeeee: who knows anymore

Luzura: hehehe

mommawitch: I feel like this will go wrong very quickly...I love it

wormthing: HOOOOT

wormthing: * swallows saturn *

badbutsadboy: how the hell-

humansRc00l: what's a Saturn?

cottoncandy: I will kill that thing

Luzura: AMITY

wormthing: teehee~ 🧚‍♀️✨

fearme: im kind of scared

Luzura: same here King

humansRc00l: im so confused

treehugger: as per usual

humansRc00l: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

badbutsadboy: means you're an idiot

treehugger: he gets it

humansRc00l: why me

cottoncandy: KILL ME NOW

badbutsadboy: sure, time and place?

cottoncandy: now, beach

Luzura: w o t

badbutsadboy: you got it, heading there now

cottoncandy: thank you lord

Boscha✌️: but you're already dead inside?

cottoncandy: this is true 🤔

badbutsadboy: sooo...am I still stabbing you?

cottoncandy: maybe later, I need to rethink my life desicions real quick

Luzura: same

treehugger: like why you even made this chat?

Luzura: exactly -_-

notem: quiCk—we need a plAce to hide

dED: PLeAseeee

Luzura: wha- why?

dED: there's a unicorn in my closet

wormthing: 🏳️‍🌈

Luzura: A UNICORN? WHERE I NEED IT

notem: it's whispering things to us 🤫

cottoncandy: are you guys ok-?

dED: no❤️

cottoncandy: hold up

cottoncandy: THEY GOT INTO THE DRUG CABINET AGAIN

mommaeda: DRUGS?

👑king: EDA NO-

wormthing: EDA YES

Luzura: WHY ME

cottoncandy: ED EM

dED: hUh?

notem: YeeeEes??

dED: gAaasp

cottoncandy: what now?

dED: you're not gonna believe this...

cottoncandy: try me

dED: I just swallowed a fairy 🙊

cottoncandy: HOW TF DID YOU SWALLOW A FAIRY???

notem: bippidy-boppity-BOO

dED: A

cottoncandy: that's it

Luzura: AMITY NO

cottoncandy: why

Luzura: Not without me

cottoncandy: fine

auntlilith: LUZ

Luzura: ya?

auntlilith: DONT KILL ED AND EM

Luzura: fineee

wormthing: BISH JUST SLAMMED BY DOOR SHUT

auntlilith: LUZ

Luzura: L + ratio

auntlilith: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

👑king: HA

mommaeda: ooooooo

treehugger: GET OFF TWITTER LUZ

Luzura: HA

Luzura: no

notem: I just snorted pixie dust

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Let me know if you'd like a part 2 for this :D

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