the way the flower petals turn (a series of omori oneshots

Sunshine

"Kel, what did you bring us here for?" Aubrey spoke first.

"Y-yeah, what's so important that you made this meeting?" Basil said.

"Well. This is a one-time offer, a proposal of sorts that me and Sunny talked over." Kel said, hands together, a serious look on his tan face.

They sat in Kel's living room, his parents and sister were out, Hero was somewhere in the house, probably cooking or something. Both Basil and Aubrey sat on the couch while Sunny sat in a recliner, and Kel was standing.

"This proposal is very important so listen closely."

...

Silence.

"I think we should start a poly- polygonal relationship." He said, dead serious.

"What?! Kel what the hell are you talking about."

"He means polyamorous." Sunny said bluntly.

"W-What does that even mean?! Kel what the fuck?" Aubrey said throwing her hands up.

"I think it... It means that he wants to date all of us?? At the same time?" Basil said, a confused look on his face.

Aubrey looked at Basil then looked back at Kel, then she looked at Sunny. Her mouth made an 'O' shape.

"So... What you're telling me is... You want to be a fucking player!? Kel I don't understand." She said scratching her head.

"Look Aubrey, I knew you would be confused. So let me explain... Sunny and me mentioned how he had a crush on Basil, but also had a crush on you. Then I said, I've had a crush on Sunny, and I also kissed Basil one time-"

"KEL! You said you wouldn't-"

"And then we talked about how we just wish we could all date eachother. And that got me thinking about the time Basil's grandma said she dated three people when she was younger. So I said, we should try it!"

He made the most shit-eating grin Aubrey had ever seen.

What.

The.

Hell.

"So..." she combed her fingers through her long hair, "So you're saying that, me, Basil, Sunny, and YOU should all date eachother at the same time..?"

"Yep! Instead of a love triangle or anything, it's like a love octagon but we all date eachother!" He said, grinning.

"Don't you mean... rectangle- or square- Wait wait no Kel please tell me you're joking."

"I-I don't know Kel... It sounds like it wouldn't go too well-" Basil admitted.

"Look, we all have liked eachother at some point, Sunny had a crush on Aubrey, she has a crush on him, Sunny and Basil make out everytime they see eachother-" He waved his hands all around. "Yeah, we all know Basil doesn't like girls, but it doesn't have to be sexual or anything! It can be catonic!"

"Uh- I think is platonic, Kel. And wait! I never said I didn't like girls-" his face turned red.

"That's what I said, platonic."

"Please Basil you don't have to deny it we all know you like dudes." Aubrey said exasperated.

"Okay. Let me get this straight, you want all four of us, whom all have severe emotional baggage, to be a four way poly-whatever the fuck it's called- relationship, right?"

"Yeah." Sunny said, apparently not seeing the issue.

"Look I think it's a pretty good deal if you ask me, I mean, Aubrey is strong and confident, I like that in a woman, Sunny is a good listener and nice, Basil is cute and soft-"