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by sleepyf4iry-

by sleepyf4iry-

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no this series won't end shush

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y/n: damn, the power went out
camilo: don't worry, i got this
camilo: shakes violently and starts to light up
y/n: how...?
camilo: i swallowed a glow stick :]
y/n: WHY THE FUCK-

camilo: guys there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly
carlos, from the bottom bunk: >:( fuck you

camilo: y/n, you have to learn to love yourself
y/n: don't you hate yourself??
camilo, on the verge of tears: y-yes but-

y/n: everyone has their demons
y/n, showing off camilo: this is mine
camilo: :D

camilo, pointing at dolores and mariano doing couple stuff in public: IS THIS ALLOWED?? IS- IS THAT ALLOWED???
dolores: stop

carlos: sets down a card ace of spades
y/n: pulls out uno card +4
camilo: pulls out pokemon card jolteon, i choose you!
mirabel, trembling: ...what are we playing?

y/n: what time is it?
camilo: idk, give me that saxophone
camilo: starts playing the saxophone loudly
carlos, from the other room: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2 IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!
camilo, setting down the saxophone: it's 2 am

felix, teaching camilo how to drive: you're driving and y/n and carlos walk into the road. quick, what do you hit?
camilo: oh, definitely carlos. i could never hurt y/n.
felix, massaging his temples: breaks. you hit the breaks.

y/n: i told camilo to grab snacks for everyone
carlos, looking through the options: why did you grab fruit snacks? are you five? who even likes fruit snacks?
y/n, camilo and mirabel raises their hands

pepa: you either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at mcdonalds
camilo: we're going to mcdonalds if i don't do my work? :D
pepa: NO-

y/n, admiring a sleeping carlos: ur so cute
carlos, sleepily: i could beat ur ass
y/n, lovingly: i know :)

y/n: are you trying to seduce me?
camilo: why? are you seducible?

mirabel: why are your tongues purple?
carlos: we had slushies. i had a blue one.
y/n: i had a red one.
mirabel: oh... OH.
camilo:
camilo: you drank each other's slushies?

pepa: you have to apologize to camilo!
carlos: fine!
carlos, looks at camilo: unfuck you or whatever!

carlos: i'm not feeling too well
y/n: what's wrong?
carlos: i have a headache that comes and goes
camilo enters the room
carlos: there it is again

y/n: you're jealous
carlos: jealous?
y/n: yeah thats why you're being so negative about this
carlos: that's absurd, i'm always negative

carlos: so are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
y/n: well we were driving and there was a deer.. so i said "camilo, deer!"
carlos: and what did he do?
y/n: ...he said "yes, honey?"

camilo: you wanna hear a funny joke?
y/n: i only like dark humor
camilo: turns off the lights what do you call a fake noodle?
y/n:
camilo: an IMPASTA :D

camilo: sorry i'm late, i was doing stuff
carlos, from the distance: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

y/n: i don't need to go to bed, i'm not tired.
camilo: but, darling, i'll be so lonely without you! come curl up in my arms so i can feel whole again.
y/n: ...are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
camilo: is it working?

y/n, texting: answer your phone
camilo, texting back: hold on, i can't find my phone
y/n: oh okay
y/n, five minutes later: BOY IF YOU DONT-

y/n: i made this friendship bracelet for you
carlos: you know, i'm not really a jewelry kind of person
y/n: oh... well you don't have to-
carlos: no i'm gonna wear it forever back off

dolores, handing out popsicles: which flavor do you want?
camilo: blue flavor
dolores: ...do you mean blue raspberry?
camilo: no i mean blue flavor
dolores: blue isn't a flavor-
camilo: BLUE. FLAVOR.

camilo, dramatically: i drink to forget but i always remember
mirabel: you're drinking orange juice

camilo: this date is boring :(
y/n: this isn't a date, i told you i was going to the store
camilo: then why did you invite me?
y/n: i didn't, i specifically said not to come with me and you said "fuck you, i'll do whatever i want!"

camilo: let's watch sharkboy and lavagirl
y/n: okay
camilo: and make out during the scary parts
y/n: wha- the scary parts?? of sharkboy and lavagirl??

camilo: omg, y/n, you wanna hold my hand before marriage? how awfully lewd of you
y/n: ?? we literally made out yesterday
camilo: doesn't compare to holding hands before marriage!

camilo, to y/n: you forgot about our date! >:(
camilo: aggressively points to a hello kitty coloring book