Soooo, the talk

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Not thaaaat kind of talk. You.. you. Wattpaders.
Brynne is educating Aiden and Rudy about how to treat a lady correctly.

Brynne: You always have to give a lady compliments. *waving GoGo*

Aiden & Rudy: *listening like their life depends on it, does*

Brynne: So, you can't compliment her too much.

Rudy: Why?

Brynne: ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME?!

Rudy: N-no.

Brynne: Good. So, if you do it too much, then they will think you are nervous. If they think you are nervous, they will think you are cheating on them. Then, BAM ALL OVER! YOU ARE DONE! *voice increasing continuously*

Aiden: *blink*

Rudy: Wha-

Brynne: NEXT! But, don't do it too less. Because, if you do it too less then they will think you are cheating!

Rudy: Why would they think that?

Mini: ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE TEACHER! * popping out of random bush*

Rudy: No ma'am. *squeaks*

Mini: Oh, ok. Continue. *disappears into da bush*

Aiden: Where did she com-

Brynne: Onward!

Aru: Yeah! *from bush*

Aiden: Shah!

Brynne: So, if you do it too less they will think that you are seeing someone else. And you guys are drifting apart, and that you DON'T LOVE HER ANYMORE. THEN, BAM ALL OVER! YOU ARE DONE! *voice increasing continuously*

Aiden & Rudy: Wha-

Aru, Mini, Brynne, Uloopi, Urvashi, Malini, Krithika, and every other girl they could find: YUP!

Girls, leave comments and votes if you agree! :)

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