Kai Satou x Amy Cement (One-Shots)

The Vault

Kai Satou is a normal maid... er- housekeeper. She works for the Tsukimi Family, with its current head being Shin Tsukimi. Not only is she a maid, but he also works a part-time job at the local Walmart! Pretty swaggy, I do say. Kai has a close connection with Shin's brother, Kanna Kizuchi. They are very close friends. But wait, there's one more to this iconic trio. Sara Chidouin! But what does she dooooo?! She's also a maid for the Tsukimi Family. She says it reminds her of her time in the Phantomhive Manor. The trio call themselves "Eggs Beni Dick69" and they are known to host private concerts in the mansion's backyard without Shin's notice. However, there's one more person I've forgotten to introduce to our story... and that is Amy Cement. Right now, she's probably doing some grocery shopping at the local Walmart. Let's go check on her!

"Hmm.. what to get? My husband, Fred, needs his orange juice or he will get very angry at me. I suppose I should head over to the juice section." Amy Cement says. Amy is what one might call a "Karen," which means an entitled white woman. If she doesn't get what she wants, then... you can imagine what might happen. Mrs. Cement walks over to the juice section with her blue shopping cart. She stops in front of it and lets out an audible gasp.

"Gasp!" She shrieks. "Where is the orange juice?! HEEEELPPPP!! IT'S AN EMERGENCYYYYYYY!!!!" She shouts. hoping to gain the attention of a worker nearby. Unfortunately, a worker arrived at the scene. "Is something the matter, ma'am? Do you need assistance? Is someone hurt?!" A tall man with tall legs asks tall-ly. As Amy looked up, she couldn't stop herself from thinking some very romantic thoughts.

"Oh my... He is so tall! And his hair.. dark and long. Very attractive. Why, if I hadn't married Fred, the love of my life, I might have taken this man instead. His demeanor is professional, as if he may have another job outside work that requires a lot of professionalism. I like this man, I should at least be polite to him!" Amy Cement thinks in her head.

"THERE IS NO ORANGE JUICE. DO SOMETHING, PEASANT!" Amy shouts. This is polite for her, believe it or not. Now, what is Kai thinking...? Hm? Oh, now this is interesting.

In his head, Kai thinks... "Wow, this woman is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life. Her medium length caramel-brown hair looks teased to perfection. I've never seen such beauty in my life... Her clothes are perfect as well. She wears a lavender colored button up (tucked) with a black tight professional business skirt. If this isn't the perfect human, I don't know what is. And not to mention... She speaks with such a kind heart. Very few people speak to me with such kindness."

It is clear that the two have fallen deeply in love with each other. But, wait- Amy isn't married? How will Kai Satou overcome this ordeal?

"I apologize, dear. I- I MEAN DEARLY! I mean dearly. I apologize dearly, ma'am. Would you like me to check the back?" Kai responded. Amy looked at her and thought deeply. Something along the lines of "He is very handsome..." and, "If it'll make my husband happy.." She nodded. To her surprise, he urged her to follow him. The employee's only stockroom was only a few steps away. They pushed open the plastic doors and in front of them was a tall staircase with a vault at the top. The entire room was washed in an eerie red color. As soon as they walked through the doors, Amy felt a drowning sense wash over her. Now, the only thing she could sense was Kai's presence. The stairs and the room barely felt real to her. She walked forward and tripped on the first stair, but luckily, our tall man Kai caught her. In the moment when her eyes closed she fell into a deep sleep.

You may be wondering, why does this not affect Kai? Was Kai the one who did this to her? The short answer is no. The long answer is Kai is used to it. This is the kind of defenses that Walmart has to keep commoners out of their stockroom. With all of the training Kai had to do as a kid, to get his job at Walmart, and to escape from Shin's bloodthirst, Kai could overcome pretty much anything. #girlboss.