The Letter

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by brassius

by brassius

Kai's POV:

I got my pen and paper out and started to write my letter to the United Kingdom government.

"Hello, my name is Kai Satou. I wish to migrate to the UK! I love british people so much... I believe living among them would be a lot of fun. It would also help me in my among us playing skills! You see, being an imposter brit will help my skills of being an among us player. Eventually when I've lived there for a while... I will become a full-fledged brit and I can search for the imposters. Becoming a brit would be the ultimate Among Us training regimen!"

"I also believe I will make many friends living there. As you can see from the headshot I sent you, I'm very ginger. I'm also good at cooking, and since ginger is the name of a spice, it goes perfectly. I believe my cooking skills could be useful in the UK, and my ginger hair is solid evidence of that."

"I love Weezer. They have a song dedicated to you guys! It's called "The British Are Coming"! I assure you that you do not have to come for me. I will come for you! Do not feel the need to put any strain on your legs to move the entire UK to where I am located. Instead, I will do the legwork and move to where you are. I respect you all too much to force you to come for me."

"Thank you so much for reading and I hope you allow me to live in the UK."

"Sincerely, Kai Satou"