Hermitcraft oneshots

Glasses? [tangaph] {Fluff}

This oneshot was requested by @mynamesslemon !
Sorry for not posting much I haven't had much motivation but I should be posting more often now!
- Setting season 9
- This is my longest chapter yet!

                   >Tango's pov<

I was walking back to the nether portal after fixing some bugs in the wither farm. But no matter how many
wither-roses I placed the skeletons kept spawning to far away from the villagers.

It's always weird going through nether portals. No matter how many times I do it I always get a little dizzy after walking through. Zed always finds a way to make fun of me for it.

Luckily this time the portal sent me to my base instead of Scar's. He keeps saying he'll get Cub to help him but it never happens. It was getting late and by the looks of the star filled night sky Bdubs wasn't on the server.

I took out my communicator and checked who was online. Just me? I guess that gives me more time to work and less distractions. I walked over to my newly organized chest monster and took out some deep slate.

Grian still yells at me saying that it's still a chest monster even if it's organized but I just told him to say that to his horrific chest monster. He dramatically gasped in response.

I could hear the clattering of skeleton bones near by so I decided to just call it a night, it was really late. And Impulse said he wanted to work on the farm anyway.

It must of been later then I thought because I could barley make it back to my room before passing out. The only thing I saw was the face of a creeper before I jolted out of bed. Thank god it was just a dream I had to many levels to die right there.

I picked up my communicator after hearing it buzz a few times. It was a message from Zed!

<Zedaphplays>: Hey tango I need you're help by my base!

<Tango>: I'll be there in 5!
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I grabbed my rockets and put on my elytra. I flew over to Zedaph's base looking over some of the other hermits on the way, Hypno and Xp where by Octodrop, and Ren was sitting on top of his pie pillar talking to Rosie.

I landed a few feet away from Zed and Impulse who where standing on the rim of Zed's base.

"Hey guys what's up!?" I said walking closer to them.

"Tango your here great! I need your help with-" he cut himself and just stared at me wide eyed.

"Zed what's wrong-" Impulse said before cutting himself off just like Zed did.

"Impulse there you are! Here's the diamonds for my amour, I forgot to give it to you earlier." Ren said looking at the two puzzled hermits in confusion before moving his eyes to me, but his confused look only grew.

"Yo, Tango dude when did you get glasses?" Ren said in startled voice.

I froze and my face definitely lost a little color. "Glasses?" I said in a confused voice. I had to bit my lip to stop myself from laughing but it was no use.

I burst out laughing and the others just stared at me just as confused as before.

"That's why you were staring at me!?" "I thought you saw a ghost!"

Ren was the first one to start laughing with me, then Zed, then Impulse.

Ren checked his communicator after it buzzed a few times.

"That's Keralis I've gotta go! Bye! And nice glasses dude!" The werewolf said still laughing a bit as he flew off.

"I'm never getting my diamonds am I?" Impulse said  before grabbing my glasses and Zed's and swapping tham.

"Hey!" Zed said giving Impulse a little smack to the side of his head.
"There now you look like each other!" He said letting out a little chuckle.

"I will have your head in my hall of all! You dork!"

"Try me!"

<Server>: ImpulseSV was slain by ZedaphPlays

Zedaph switched our glasses back and put his hand on my cheek. For a quick second his lips meet mine, then he was off to put Impulse's head on his wall.