Goofy ahh cute stuff 😳😳😳😳

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by Scrombledeggy

by Scrombledeggy

You fall asleep on biscuit man's shoulder as you were watching Shrek and eating cool ranch Doritos with him.
He picks you up and Carries you to what he thinks is your bedroom. (How nice of him 😊)
He decides to get in the bed with you and cuddle. After a few hours of this, he realizes he has to go steal crusty ahh children, and ho he crawls back into the tv to go steal children.

You wake up wondering where biscuit man went. It appears he has left a note

"Hey I went out to steal some crusty kids I'll be back by night."

It was quite possibly the worst handwriting you have ever seen.
It was still legible tho
You prepare for when he comes home and wants to watch shrek 2 on blu ray eating cool ranch Doritos when suddenly

YOU REALIZE YOU RAN OUT OF DORITOS AND HAVE NO COPY OF SHREK 2
guess you'll have to go to Walmart

TO BE CONTINUED?!