Goofy ahh intruder X reader fanfic

Goofy ahh meetup

I made this fanfic as a joke so uh don't criticize me for my poor grammer 🤪🤪🤪
And if I know you irl and ur reading this pls stop

TW: jjba part 4 spoilers

You are in ur stupid ahh house alone ofc
You are getting ready for bed with your comfy pajamas. You had heard about these "alternate" things but you didn't really believe them. until this night.
You decide to watch jojo's bizarre adventure part four (ofc because you are a QuIrKy gurl🤪🤪) you are at the part when kira gets hit by an ambulance when suddenly, a guy with a black hoodie comes out of your tv

"OH SHIT" you scream as the goofy ahh hoodie man comes out of your tv.
"I have come to steal ur crusty children" says the Hawaiian bread roll lookin ahh man. "But I don't have kids why tf are you here?"

"Uhhhhhh" he says. You start to think the biscuit bread roll man look kinda hot.
"Hey bbg :lipbite: u lookin fiiiiiiine"
"Wtf ew no" he says. Then he starts dialing on his old ass crusty Nokia phone.
"Hey gabe pls come get me there this weird ahh girl flirting with me help"
"Hey crusty biscuit man how ya been. Uhh I'm getting my nails done currently sorry💅🏻✨🤪 " says  a guy from the other end of the phone
"Cmere biscuit man pls stay uwu we can watch jojo" you beg
"PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD COME GET ME" says biscuit man
(Intruders name will now be biscuit man for the rest of this goofy ahh low their crappy fanfic)

Biscuit man tries to escape but you hold his legs saying "PLEASSSSEEE STAYYY HAVE COOL RANCH DORITOS AND SHREK ON BLU-RAY PLSSS"
The he stops and thinks about it. "You have cool ranch Doritos and Shrek on blu ray?" He asks

"Yes" you awnser

"HOLY SHIT BRO THATS EPIC"

And you spend the rest of the night with crusty biscuit man eating cool ranch Doritos and watching Shrek on blu ray.

TO BE CONTINUED??.