GOOFY AHH GETIING ARRESTED

278 6 7

by Scrombledeggy

by Scrombledeggy

The cops arrive as you are shoplifting ur stuff
"FREEZE MF"
You get the heck outta there with crusty biscuit man as fast as you could
The cops start chasing you but then alternates come and stop them because mc powers
You drive home with crusty biscuit mAn safely

Later you get an email saying you are banned from Walmart
Who tf cares anyways not like you liked that store anyways
You put away ur stuff

The police come and barge down the door

"AIGHT GET IN DE CAR"

You got arrested with crusty biscuit man

You are sitting in a jail cell with crusty biscuit man
"Hey I know a guy that could get us out" says biscuit man
"You do?" you ask
He then dials on his crusty old ass Nokia phone and calls the same guy from earlier
"Hey Gabriel can u come get us out of jail pls"
Another guy on the end of the phone says "tf no bitch why tf would I come barge you out of jail ain't that like 7000 dollars or smthn? Also we're alternates we don't got money"
"O shit ur right. Uhhh well come get us out anyways and we'll give you cool ranch Doritos" says biscuit man
"COOL RANCH DORITOS AIGHT BITCH IM IN"

suddenly some guy in a white robe and wings busted through the ceiling
"SUP HOES"
he picks you and biscuit man up and flys to your house

"Where tf are my doritos?"
"Oh right" says biscuit man as he hands cool ranch Doritos to the guy
The angel lookin fellow takes the Dorito bag with his acrylic nails.
"Wanna go watch Shrek 2 with us?" Asks biscuit man
"Sure. Btw my name is gabriel."

You gabriel and biscuit man sit on the couch watching Shrek 2 the entire night

TO BE CONTINUED?!?