Goofy ahh intruder X reader fanfic

Goofy ahh Walmart

You and biscuit man arrive at Walmart
He doesn't seem to like Walmart

You get a shopping cart and fill it with literally all the cool ranch Doritos you can find and get a copy of Shrek 2

You go into the milk aisle when you see your long lost dad with the milk
"DAD IS THIS WHERE YOUVE BEEN ALL THESE YEARS!?!?"

Dad starts to fade away

"DAD NO"
You start to fell sad but biscuit man reassures you it wasn't real and was prolly an alternate
you spend the rest of your trip at Walmart just getting random things with biscuit man
You shoplift everything in the cart

I'm not even sure how the Walmart employees didn't notice

Except

They did

TO BE CONTINUED?!?!?!