Intruder you and Gabriel were eating pizza that you stole from the salad ass twink or whatever. Gabriel requested the Barbie movie so y'all's ere watching that (it was totally SLAY btw ✨✨💕I am KENOUGH💕✨💕)
Someone was watching you through the window.
You and the crusty biscuit man never noticed.
Remember how y'all turned cesar into an alternate? Yeah that backfired on y'all teehee
HE BUST INTO THE WINDOW HOLDING A WHOLE ASS KATANA AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE HE GOT A KATANA AND OH SWEET JESUS CHRIST GABRIEL JUST GOT STABBED ONG
"This is not very slay of u salad twink" said Gabriel as he fixed his girl boss nails
"SHUT UP YOU STOLE MY PRECIOUS PIZZAS AND STEPPED ON MY PET ROCK >:(
YOU MURDERERS!!!"
Yelled salad twink.
Intruder: your what now-
Salad: MY PET ROCK SPARKLES MC SPARKLESON!
Cesar holds out a rock with glitter and googly eyes on it
Biscuit: bitch wtf-
Y/n: that's a rock bro
Gabriel:*fucking dying on the floor* naurrr
Cesar: YOU WILL PAY-
Suddenly: hatsune miku decends from the heavens
miku: TIS IS I! YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR MIKU HATSUNE!!!!!
Biscuit: ain't no way
Cesar: bruh wtf-
Miku: CESAR TORRES YOU HAVE COMMITED SEVERAL CRIMES AGAINST ME!
Cesar: WAIT NO IM SORRY-
miku: YOU ARE RUINING THE PLOTLINE CESAR!!! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A INTRUDER X READER FANFIC AND NOT ONE BIT OF ROMANCE HAS TAKEN PLACE!!!!!!
intruder: wait wh-
y/n: oh Naur not miku breaking the fourth wall
Cesar:PLEASE DONT IM SO SORRY MIKU
miku:YOUR PUNISHMENT SHALL BE..... YOU BECOME MARKETABLE!!!!
Cesar:NOOOOO- *is plushie*
Y/n: yippie!!!!
Intruder: wait the fuck this is a fanfic??? Huh????
Gabriel:hey guys I'm still dying help
Miku: L+ratio
Miku dissolves
You begin to think the biscuit man is sorta babygirl
Y/n: hey bbgrill~~~~
Intruder: oh no god help
YOU ARE READING
Goofy ahh intruder X reader fanfic
FanfictionGOOFY AHH INTUDER X READER?!? NO CLICKBAIT ft. Gabriel the girlboss
