ive been adimtted so many times to phyciatric hospital that id share some funny stories lolz
so i think the first time i went their was this girl, she had sever scitzophrenia and she was my roomate, she was problbly 11 at the time and if you dont know what scitzophrenia is its when you see or hear things that arent there. so bacicly she kept waking me up in the middle of the night telling me that the ¨Mr rat man¨ was there and trying to hurt us. and i was 10 at the time and i was like ¨Whos mr rat man?¨ and shes like ¨ its a human sized rat and he stands above our beds at night and tries to hurt us both.¨ so i was confused ovisouly. so i asked more about it. ¨he just stares at us.¨ so i at the time, i wasnt sure if it was yk a serial killer or it was her scitzophrenia so i told the nurse on the night shift.
we found out later their was some kid on our unit who had a rat mask and was trying to play a prank on both of us-
alright the next time i was talking to this person and their first languge was spanish and they didnt really speak that much english so bacicly she would tell me something in spanish she wanted to say and then i would say it in english for her (she was 13 and had just moved to canada from mexico) and well one day she started talking to me about lesbian porn (in spanish) dont ask why we were talking about that- anyways so then we didnt realize there was a nurse who spoke spanish and than she just blurted out it spanish ¨Guys your lucky im cool cause if anyone else heard this both of you would be kicked out¨
alright next is about this guy who i used to play mario kart with on the wii that the hospital had. and he was super nice and seemed like a happy guy. he was only 9 and i was so confused on why he was their since he was like 9- anyways, so his room was across the hall from mine and one night i just heard him screaming but like nobody came so i was like ¨wtf?" the sceaming lasted an hour im pretty sure, and still no one came- so i looked around and headed into his room and littealy he was fucking ma$tuarbat1ng-
im traumatized to this day.
next we have this girl who was obbsessed with horror movies. and i was happy because i love horror movies too so we sat down one day in free time and started talking about horror movies.so then she got really close to me and whisperd in my ear ¨wanna kill everyone in the ward with me like micheal myers¨ I thought she was joking so i started laughing-
she was not joking- the night after she used a pen and tried to stab one of the nurses
she was soon transferd to another hospital-
next we have this time i was at group playing monoply with everyone and well it got out of hand. see i was the banker and this girl asked for a loan. and i said no lol (as a joke) and well she took it personally and threw a fit. threw her chair on the ground. broke the fucking monoply board. and told me to kill myself- than she slaped one of the other paitents for telling her that its just a game-
aight thats it for now-
if you want anymore i have tons-
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ComédieThis is just stories from my life from the day i was born to present day read at your own risk last names and first names are changed due to privacy reasons. (except for my first name that is actually my name-) cover is not me its cavetown a singer...