Return to Wonderland 3 (And EAH/Alice Madness returns fanfic)

Ch.9 The fun house

"Ok Lizzie" Kitty said as the Wonderlandians continued their journey "Truth or Dare?"

"Truth" Lizzie said.

"Ok, would you rather be feared or loved?"

"Oo, both, cause I want people to be afraid of how much they love me" Lizzie smiled.

"Good answer" Kitty smiled.

Just then, the Wonderlandians came to a fork on the road.

"Um, does anyone remember which way to go?" Maddie asked.

"If you don't know where to go, any road could take you there" Kitty said.

"Well which way is it to the Infernal train?" Bunny asked.

"I think it's right" Marchness said "I mean, most people go right, right?"

"What if it's left?" Dina said.

"Should we flip a coin?" Maddie asked.

"Yeah let's flip a coin" Lizzie said.

"Ok, heads we go right, tails if left" Maddie said as she flipped the coin in the air and caught it and placed it on the back of her hand, she then moved her hand and showed the coin, it landed on tails.

"left it is" Maddie said as they all headed down the left road.

"I don't know about this" Alistair said "What if we're going the wrong way?"

"We'll find out" Kitty said.

After w while of walking, the gang entered a forest with different sizes of doors in the trees and bushes.

"Huh, I don't remember this place" Alistair said.

"Wonder what's behind these doors" Tammy said as she opened a big blue door in the trunk of a tree, it showed a black and white checkered slide with many loops and turns.

"That slide looks fun" Kitty said.

"Where does it lead to?" Bunny asked.

But everyone didn't see Alistair's clone behind them using his powers to collect some wind in his hands, he then pushed the wind against the group and shoved them down the slide. The Wonderlandians slid sown the topsy turvy slide until they came to a stop and rolled off the slide. They got up and looked at where they were, they were now in a large colorful room with different doors, mirrors, flying objects and stairs all around from the wall to the floor, some of the stairs even went backwards.

"Where are we?" Dina asked.

"No clue" Alistair said.

"Well wherever we are" Cari said as she looked up from the slide "We can't go back".

"So now what?" Tony asked "Do we just go through these doors and climb the stairs until we find a way out?"

"I guess" Alistair said "But it might take a while".

"I'm on it" Kitty said as she opened a door on the floor, which showed a mirror that made Kitty look fat "Woah!" she slammed the door "Did not see that coming".

"Yeah this is gonna take a while" Alistair sighed as everyone started to either open some doors or climb the stairs.

Hey, you know what will make this reading extra fun? If we play 'Fun house' by Pink!

What?

It'll be cool, the Wonderlandians are in a fun house, so to make it extra fun, the readers can play the song while reading

Yeah, sure, they can do that. So readers, feel free to play 'Fun house' by Pink while reading this

('Fun house' playing) So the Wonderlandians opened may doors that lead to strange places and showed many surprises. Alistair opened a door that exploded fire, so he quickly closed it and decided to climb the stairs. Maddie was climbing up a flight of stairs upside down, while Lizzie walked pass a line of fun mirrors that made her look funny in different ways, one made her look tall and skinny, another made her short and fat. Marchness opened a door that showed a tunnel, so he went through and ended up on a flight of stairs, he shrugged and went down the stairs. Dina turned into her dormouse form and went through a key hole, which lead her to another slide, she turned back to her human form and slid down the slide, while Bunny was jumping on some clocks as they floated by. Alistair opened a door which showed Maddie, they smiled and waved as he closed the door, but when he opened another door, he saw Maddie hanging upside down, he closed it and opened a smaller door, which showed Maddie crouched up so her whole body could fit the small space. Everyone just searched the place for a way to get out, but when all seemed hopeless, Kitty opened a door which showed the forest with doors they were in before they slid down the slide. (You can stop the music now if you want)

"Hey guys I found a way out!" she yelled.

Everyone then stopped opening doors and ran to where Kitty was, which was a bit hard especially with climbing the stairs, but they managed to find her and they went through the door and into the woods.

"Glad that's over" Alistair said.

"Well which way do we go now?" Bunny asked, for they were now in a new part of the woods.

"I think it's this way" Tony and Tammy pointed in different directions.

"I've got this" Cari said as she called down a butterfly that flew near them. The butterfly then landed on Cari's finger.

"Do you know the way out of this woods?" Cari asked the butterfly.

The butterfly flew off her finger and everyone followed it, the butterfly then lead them out of the woods.

"Thank you" Cari said to the butterfly as it flew away. Everyone then went back on the trail and continued on.

I told you adding that music would be funner :P