Wrong number - M.R, T.N, D.M

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3 hoes and a stranger 💚🖕🍾

Theo
Pansy is jealous

Blondie
Why?

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Oh please, she's jealous whenever I even look at a banana. That's the way she is

Theo
She overheard me talking to Mattheo about our dear new friend, and she got jealous

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Over a fucking stranger?

Theo
It's parkinson

Daisy
Smug head

Theo
You know love, you just keep giving me signs

Daisy
Theo my dear
I'm sorry but no

Theo
I know more than you think

Blondie
I asked Adrian about your number

Daisy
You did what?

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Oh she's scared

Blondie
He asked why so I told him
Then he left

Daisy
the only Slytherin boy I like <3

Theo
RUDE

Daisy
Oh don't worry Theo
You're growing on me <3

Theo
Awww you're growing on me too stranger

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I may have tried to talk to Scott today

Daisy
you did?

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She glared at me and walked away

Blondie
Why?

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Because I was numb?!??
I couldn't speak so I just stared at her
She got so fucking mad

Daisy
ugh no hate but I'd leave too

Theo
I second that ^

Blondie
Do you have a crush on her?

Daisy
Yk I like being in this chat
Get all the gossip
Might even start a gossip account and name it
"Slytherins jerks gossip"

My drunk mistake
No I don't
And what is in this chat
STAYS IN THIS CHAT

Blondie
Why do you need to talk to her then?

Theo
hey, sunny, what's your favourite colour?

Daisy
yellow

Theo
lie

Daisy
black <3

Theo
boring

Daisy
What's yours?

Theo
Blue

Blondie
Lie

Theo
Stfu

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So, could you give us a clue?

Daisy
Hmm like what?

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Hair color?

Daisy
Every girl on the list is blonde, so it's a dumb question
And it's way too easy, anyway

Blondie
Can I steal Adrian's phone?

Daisy
Stealing is rude Malfoy
Didn't Daddy tell you that?

Theo
Are you and Adrian close?

Daisy
We're both Slytherins
But he's cool, ig

Theo
Hmmm but he has your number?
And we don't?

Daisy
Correct

Blondie
But I have Daisy's number.

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Same^

Daisy
Stop using ^
It annoys me

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Sorry ma'am

Daisy
Mhmmm

Theo
You're either Daisy or Ophelia
Or a... nerd?

Daisy
Nerd?

Blondie
The quiet Slytherins
Idk how they're Slytherins

Daisy
Do you mean Milly?

Blondie
She's one of them

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They're weird

Daisy
Again
What makes you so much better

Theo
We're not weird?
Or nerds

Daisy
goodnight

Blondie
Wait

Theo
She's awfully nice and protective or she's one of them

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You're all idiots

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I hope u like this weird little story so far🤍