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The queen and her hoes 🫶👑

Blondie🐸
I'm bored

Mattheo🤍
We're in class dray

Theo🫦
Daisy is sleeping GAHAHHA

Mattheo🤍
She helped her mother move yesterday
She's tired

Theo🫦
I feel bad for her

Blondie🐸
Same
I feel terrible
She went through everything at home and I treated her like shit

Mattheo🤍
Dray it's okay. She's safe and happy

Theo🫦
Guys... I failed my test

Blondie🐸
The test you helped daisy study for?

Theo🫦
Mmmmm...

Mattheo🤍
Would she be mad if I turned her paper?...
Just to check
Or should we wake her

Blondie🐸
Probably wake her
Fuck maybe I should have helped?

Theo🫦
Hey I'm not that bad
Fuck how did this end so badly?

Mattheo🤍
daisy?)? Check our texts

Daisy
hmm? Oh fuck the test is back

Mattheo🤍
Darling Theo railed

Theo🫦
RAILED?
uh no I RAIL
I don't get railed

Blondie🐸
euw
Get those images out of my head before I do it myself

Daisy
um what if I fail?
I've failed 2 times already

Blondie🐸
It's okay dais
Theo probably looked at the teachers boobs
You can do this!!

Daisy
hmmm
Wait you did that Theo?

Theo🫦
Depends
Who was the teacher?

Mattheo🤍
Wasn't it slughorn?...

Daisy
SLAY THEO

Theo🫦
I did not look at slughorn

Blondie🐸
No it was professor Jones
The new one

Theo🫦
The milf
Yeah I definitely 👀

Blondie🐸
Please we all did
Lucky bastard who marries her

Mattheo🤍
Definition of milf

Daisy
1. You're all disgusting
2. Future me is definition of milf
3. "I only have my eyes on you" - Mattheo Riddle

Mattheo🤍
I only have my eyes on you and professor Jones*
Hey free card?

Daisy
In that case
James potter 👀

Theo🫦
Daisy he's dead?

Mattheo🤍
That's basically like calling Harry hot

Blondie🐸
You went tooooo far

Daisy
No offense but Tom riddle
might be the hottest thing I've seen
The one with the nose

Mattheo🤍
😒

Theo🫦
I'm sorry but that's so true

Blondie🐸
Stop it
You're trying to make us forget about the test
CHECK IT

Mattheo🤍
Fuck ur good at this dais

Daisy
Pfft of course I am

Theo🫦
So?...
It's definitely my fault if you failed

Daisy
That's not theo
I've failed so many times now

Mattheo🤍
GOD WOMAN
JUST CHECK IT

Daisy
omg
I DID IT
I PASSED
WAIT
NO
ONG
STOP
56/60

Mattheo🤍
Wait what...

Daisy
that's good right?!

Blondie🐸
Daisy the best grade in this class was 56

Daisy
What did you get?

Blondie🐸
45

Mattheo🤍
42

Theo🫦
9

Daisy
I GOT THE BEST GRADE?

Blondie🐸
Looks like it
MUDBLOOD IS CRYINF
HAHAHAHAH

Daisy
Stop
That's rude Draco Lucius Malfoy
We do not use that word

Blondie🐸
Hermione...

Daisy
better

Mattheo🤍
Proud of you darling

Blondie🐸
Yeah me too
Im not even mad you got better than me
Im so happy

Daisy
thanks guys
Couldn't have done it without you

Theo🫦
I need a new teacher
Give me the ugliest one you have

Blondie🐸
Im sure umbridge is free in Azkaban

Daisy
Dumbridge 😭🫶

Mattheo🤍
let's forget about this test with alcohol

Daisy
Sounds good to me
Can we invite Adrian?

Theo🫦
of course he's cool

Daisy
best day of my life
Wait I'm gonna call cissy and tell her
I got a better grade than you Draco
HAHAHH she's going to be so proud of me
I've waited for this day my whole life

Blondie🐸
nvm I hope u fail your next test
Can't deal with this version of daisy

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