(Edit: ⬆️ The name was a coincidence, I swear)
Hello everyone!
Welcome to my story! I sincerely hope you enjoy Brynn and Ryder's adventure.
Do not steal any of my precious, genius work. This work is mine, all mine. This is all rights reserved, guys and gals. If you steal my work, I will sue you.
I worked very hardly on this story so please don't hate. If you even think about hating on me or my story, I will chop off your limbs!
Brynn is based after myself, so please be nice. And yes, I did base Ryder off my crush. Everyone in this book is based after someone. Everyone is based (sorry, bad joke haha).
No, I did not do any research on socialism, or the government, or gangs, or werewolves, or vampires, or anything else. This is purely meant to be fun entertainment. Do not come at me when my work is not fully accurate.
TW: sexual assault, romanticized self-harm/alcohol abuse/ drug abuse
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Tropes:
Annoying will-they-won't-they
Bad boy is Alpha
Bad euphemisms for private parts
Ballroom scene
Black best friend
Boss x assistant
Car accident
Dead parent
Disposable characters
Douchebag side character
"Enemies" to lovers
Girl-on-girl hate
Good girl x bad boy
Guy falls first but girl falls harder
Love triangle
Mates
Mean popular girl that simps for hero
Miscommunication
Opposites attract
Orbs
Overpowered main character
Party scene
Playboy x virgin
Plot holes
Plot twists that don't make sense
Practically perfect in every way main character
Sad backstory
Sexualize your gays
Smirking
Stepsiblings romance
Tongues dominating
Trauma that comes and goes
"Unrequited" love
"You're mine"
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Cast:
Brynn Winters:
Ryder Daniels:
Malcolm Xenophobia Black:
Chris:
Brittany:
Jake Fromstatefarm:
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