A Heist In Space With Markiplier ONE SHOTS

3+1: 2. this is what I wanted but not like this

A/N: I know it's short but I don't care

(Part 2 of Three almost kisses and one time you actually kissed)

You had asked Illinois for a single day at the beach several times in the past. Just to relax. Well, your wish has finally been granted after a long time, but unfortunately not in the way you would like.
Yes, you just found yourself on a beach at sunset, but instead of sipping colorful cocktails and enjoying the view, you were stuck on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere with a treasure map that made no sense.

"I give up! The map is useless!" you called to your boss who had climbed up one of the palm trees hoping to get a better view of the island.
You, on the other hand, had the map in your hand and tried to make sense of the scribble.
"I'm afraid I have to agree with you there," Illinois admitted while clambering down the palm tree. "I'm not even sure if we're on the right island anymore."
You sit down on the sand and bury your face in your hands. The adventurer sat next to you and fanned the cool air with his hat. "At least we can enjoy the sunset."
With a sigh, you looked up and you had to admit that the sunset here was particularly beautiful. At least there was a nice moment you could share with Illinois.
"We should take a vacation and just go somewhere that isn't dangerous," you murmur as you rest your head on his shoulder.
Illinois said nothing and just silently took your hand and gently squeezed it.

You just sat there and watched the sunset without saying a word. You couldn't remember who turned around first, but suddenly you were looking at each other and your faces got closer and closer. Your lips were only a few millimeters from touching. You were just a head movement away from what you both longed for.
At the same time, a cannonball hit the water just meters in front of you, drenching you both in seawater.
You looked up in surprise and saw a ship on the horizon.

"Please tell me that's not who I think it is," you moaned in annoyance and frustration.
"Captain Magnum," Illinois confirmed. "Maybe we should flee inland before he actually hits us."
As if on cue, you saw another cannonball being fired and you ran into the dense jungle hoping to escape the pirate.