Three Brood Instigators

60. The Great Jock War

The end of the great inevitable feud war, the great conclusion to an epic finale, started on one foggy Saturday night.

"Now we are going to move to one of our journalists for a spectacular sports report, what have you got to say, mister?" said the female presenter.

"Right, I am here to present to you that tonight, despite the fog, the crowds are cheering on in what they say is the biggest conclusion to a tensive war," reported the male reporter

"Tensive war? I see, it must have been a competition they have long-awaited," said the female presenter

"I am sure they do, over 2000 crowds at the Holmes Indoor Hall are attending this dodgeball game," the male reporter informed. "I've got one kid who could say something about this, what do you want to say?"

"Well, I..."

"No, no, no," Bester shooed the random away. "Don't mind him, he is just a typical one, so uhm, yeah, like, this is one of the most epic sports battles Tavernier will ever even see, it is like even more epic than just some anime final battle, do you hear me?"

"Uhh, I am sure we do," the male reporter tolerated

"Ye, ye, this will be epic, the best, we will know who is the true winners, man," Bester said. "And hey, don't forget to subscribe to BesterFTW man, my YouTube channel, I post various gaming content, and this sports of course you can watch it for free."

"Uhm, thanks," the journalist told the cameraman to leave with him. The cheerleading sessions were about began as the MC announces five minutes. "Looks like the game will have begun, uhh...yey!" the reporter pinched a nose after cutting off the camera.

Pastuzo was there, waiting for the two to come.

"You really need to fix your handwriting," Kro said, arriving with Leopold.

"Yeah, yeah, here, have some fries," Pastuzo shared. "You know why you both are here, yeah?"

"For that?" Kro pointed at the TV.

"Exactly, it is time we see a couple of deranged animals fight each other that Fhadey causes them to do. All we do is watch, and maybe, perhaps unlikely maybe, Fhadey may realize what he did and forgive us," Pastuzo said.

"I think they need tickets," Leopold reminded. "How do we get in, then?"

"Don't worry, both schools are the dumbest, fraudulent your pupils have ever seen," Pastuzo said, taking his bag, giving stolen tickets and school jackets to Kro and Leopold, and nevertheless for himself. "Don't forget I spared some top row seats."

"Hahahahaa, you're the best," Kro said. "But are you sure watching some stupid dodgeball game is worth it?"

'No," Pastuzo said. "But if it is a big jock war, oh, I'll tell you, amigo, it is worth it, everything!" he said, both were convinced AND LAUGHED MALICIOUSLY. "Suit up."

"Ladies and gentlemen!" said a female Watefact being the host. "Audiences of all ages, my I present to you, THE GREAT DODGEBALL GAME!!"

The fountain fireworks fired up the tournament, as she declares The Great Dodgeball Game. "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!!!!"

"Alright, I know we have all been waiting for this game all winter long, but first before the game starts, we would like to praise..." the host said.

"JUST START ALREADY!!" a kid yelled.

"YEAH!!" the audience cheered.

"Ok, ok, without further adieu," the host said. "Let us begin the first session of the event, something both teams the Ball Breakers and the Barbarians set up, a parade battle!!"