"Well, have fun with that then. You wish you had a roommate to do it for you, L." I leave the call, and receive a text a few minutes later.
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Gogy simp <33
Your annoying
*You're*
Proves my point
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I put down my phone and close my eyes for a moment. Then I realize how many people would die to have dream and ask them to be on his server. I appreciate the fact that he invited me, even though I never had the want to, nor the time. I guess now that I am a streamer though, it'll be a lot easier. A while later, I woke up not realizing I had fallen asleep and started to panic. Shit, what time is it?? I glance at my phone which had been resting on my chest, and turn it on. 5:20, oh fock... oh FOCK! I sit up straight in bed, and turn on my pc to start the stream 20 minutes late. Huh. They're not in vc. That's weird. I open my dms with Alex and text him an overly dramatic response.
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Quackity
where are you guys???
what do you mean?
the stream isn't started yet, no one is in vc
uh, Y/n.
Ye?
when I said five, I meant five central
Or my timezone.
so IS THE STREAM DONE
I MISSED IT, AH-
you idiot sandwich, it never started
your like, 40 minutes early
Oh- well
Have fun in geography class
ok bro
do you wanna call anyways to burn time?
sure maybe i can educate you
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I click the phone icon to call him on discord, and he joins. "Hey resident sleeper." he jokes, as a friendly introduction. "iM tHe JokEr bABy." I mimic the meme to make a somewhat rude joke. "You sound tired." he goes on. I laugh, and remark, "I was trying to impersonate how I hear you." his voice changes into a calmer state, and replies, "Oh, my bad I was supposed to say 'What is that voice.'" I roll my eyes. "Line," I say hesitantly before Alex bursts out laughing. "I love being funny," I humble myself before taking a large sip of my tea. "I love your humor, even if it's offensive at times." I finish the bottle, and toss it into a trash can filled with about twenty other Snapple bottles.
"Woah, what was that?" I'm reminded of the fact that he couldn't see what I was seeing. "Oh yeah, I'm not sure you know this yet but I have a Snapple addiction." he hums in a questionable tone, and admits, "I guess it's not as bad as a monster addiction." I laughed, immediately picturing Karl holding a white monster. "Your laugh is c- NEVERMIND." he starts but refuses to finish. "What'd you say?" I slowly recover from laughing so much, unable to focus on what he was gonna say. "I was gonna say it's funnier than your jokes, but I'm done roasting you . We should start the stream, it's 4:40 now." My eyes widen at the statement. "Really? That's how much time has passed?"
"Yeah, kind of crazy. I'm gonna set up stream so don't say anything stupid ok?" I hear a series of clicks in the vc and agree. Suddenly, a notification for twitch pops up on my phone screen, and it reads Quackity is live!: Jackbox with a guest and other dsmp people. I decided to join the stream because Alex had deafened himself, and read the chat.
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angelicaishere: who's the guest??
andpeggy: will u/n be here too?
holupfam: i think i missed a stream D:
elizaaaa: i found my sisters
itsnotqnf: is u/n gonna be the guest??
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I laugh to myself, thinking about how crazy it was that a lot of people knew me now. I even realized that some of the chat messages had been from Hamilton fans which made me smile. SCHYLER SISTERS! I listened to what Alex was saying on stream, because I hadn't for a few and it shocked me. A text to speech bot read out, "Were you flirting with U/N on her stream?" I attentively listen and wait for an answer. But he just moves along without acknowledging it, and I get an idea.
He finally unmutes and greets everyone who had joined the vc. "Hey Karl, Sapnap, Bad, and child." I look at his expression with the stream still playing muted on my phone, and he glares. "I am not a child, I am a very big man." he shakes his head in a 'no' motion and responds. "Hi Tommy." and then he continues. "Yes, we have a very special guest with us today. Welcome Sapnap's cousin, Y/N!" I unmute. "Hi guys! I'm very happy to be here today." The chat explodes, most of them saying "I KNEW IT!" and "WOMAN," and a few "TOMMY's".
Soon enough, everyone gets into a round and we play a few games of 'Patently Stupid', and 'Quiplash.' Sapnap starts, "You may be wondering, how can I pay taxes quicker? And to you a bring..." the screen pulls up a drawing of what I believe is me, and continues. "Just get a cousin! You'll never have to waste any time or money if you abuse their riches!" I smirk, and go on. "Wow chat, the thing is that he actually never pays taxes for living in MY HOUSE." Then I remember why Clay couldn't be on the show and burst out laughing in irony.
"What's so funny?" Karl asks, confused. In happy tears, I explain. "The reason Dream could make it on this stream is because he was actually paying taxes!" they all laugh out, and I continue my voice cracking and stuttering from laughing so hard. "T-THIS WOULD REALLY HELP HIM OUT RIGHT NOW!" We finally calm down from the ironic humor, and I wonder. "Wait, did you know that Nick??" he replies happily. "No! I actually had no clue!" And my mind continues to humor the whole situation we had created.
Then I remember my idea from earlier in the stream. "Hey Alex, I think you missed a dono towards the beginning of your stream." he presses his fingers to his lips, and responds, "That happens a lot, do you remember what it said though?"
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hola nino! (quackityxfemreader)
FanfictionY/n, Sapnap's cousin meets Quackity, another friend of his and before realizing it he fell hard for her. With her quickly gaining attention on Twitch and on other gaming platforms, her and Quackity eventually plan to meetup not realizing it wouldn't...
