hola nino! (quackityxfemreader)

Late?!? :11

I type in the numbers, 453345 and his phone unlocks giving me access to everything. I glance back at him, with a stupid grin on my face and he looks at my shocked. "Wait, YOU ACTUALLY GOT IN?" I nod, and go into his camera roll to delete the photo. I won't lie, he took a pretty fresh looking photo of us but I still moved it to trash.

We both head back into the living room, and find Alex sat up awake. "Good morning pillow, how did you sleep?" he nods, and then faces me. "What'd you call me?" he partially yawns, and I think He has the cutest morning voice. "I called you, uh yellow like a duck. It sounded funnier in my head."

I lied and he shrugged to himself before grabbing his toothbrush and toothpaste. He walks out of the room towards our bathroom, and I sigh. I pull open the fridge door, to grab some cinnamon rolls and chorizo. I toss the chorizo onto the buttered pan, and pull apart the cinnamon rolls. "How do you like your eggs done Alex?" I shout, not realizing he's in the hallway and he practically shouts in my ear back, "I like scrambled. Mmm, is that chorizo I smell?"

He leans on the counter next to me, and does a very audible sniff. "First of all, yes and second of all, bruh. I bet you can smell Nick's shit from here." He adjusts the cap he had on, and replies, "True, I went into the bathroom and I stunk like horse shit. I didn't know you worked at Taco Bell."

I fake laugh at the joke, and explain, "I haven't really cooked for a few days, so he's gotten food for himself at Taco Bell most likely." The reason I can assume that, is because where we live there is literally a Taco Bell like two minutes away from our house. We can smell their toilets from our place sometimes, and it's painful to smell.

"Here," I place a plate down in front of Alex, and he looks at it. "Vaca sagrada, es muy bien Y/N!"(holy cow, it's very good) he speaks in spanish, and I reply, "Si, hago mejor comida que Taco Bell."(yes, i make better food than taco bell) He licks his fingers of the chorizo, and a timer goes off. "Hey Alex... do you like cinnamon rolls?" I tease, and he makes the weirdest looking face ever.

"Donde están dos rollos." (where are the rolls) he demands, and after grabbing some oven mitts, the child-like adult waddles over to the oven. I pull them out, and give him a plastic bag with frosting. "I make homemade frosting, it's a lot better than the packaged shit." He starts lathering on the whipped frosting, before I stop him.

"ALEX. THAT'S- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK." I practically wheeze out like a crow, and I pull the frosting away from him. "Wow.." I pouted at how much he had put on a single roll. "You are such a child," I start, and he quivers his lip in a baby-like motion, and I slap him lightly on the cheek. "What the hell," he snaps back, as I start to scoop a large amount of frosting off of his roll.

"At least give me a taste." he whines, and I hand him the spoon. He grabs it, and shoves it into my mouth. "After you'll try it, you'll know why I wanted more." I, shocked, took the spoon out and bonked him with the plate I was gonna put the rolls on. "Owww, man you're mean." he frowns, and I roll my eyes.

I called for Nick, and after we ate we checked the time for our flight. "Ok, so it says..." I tap the folder linked to me by him, and my mouth drops. "YOU FUCK, IT LEAVES IN 2 HOURS." he puts his hand on his head, and responds, "Yeah, the airport is only thirty minutes away!"

I snatch the phone, and with a murderous look on my face, said, "We also have to get through baggage, get snacks, and check in and that't gonna take years! IDIOT!" he puts his hand on his head, and responds,"Yeah, the airport is only thirty minutes away!"

I snatch the phone, and with a murderous look on my face, said, "We also have to get through baggage, get snacks, and check in and that't gonna take years! IDIOT!" we all exchange glances, and immediately start gathering our things in a rush. I practically kick the door down, and fly through the window into my car.

Ok, that was a lie. We rush into the car, and I slam the door so hard I wouldn't have been surprised if it fell off. I look to the back, as I pull out of the driveway and question, "Did you guys get everything?" They nod in sync, and I start onto the road. Not long after I exit onto the highway, Alex starts to complain.

"I need to piss man," he whines, and I glare at him. "Can you hold it child," I grit my teeth angrily, and Nick stops me. "Ok Y/N, you need to relax. If we miss the flight, we can just rebook it for tomorrow. It's not that big a deal. I slow down as approaching the stoplights, and put my head on the wheel. "Ok Alex, but please for the love of god be quick though."

After Alex takes his piss, and we get snacks from the 7-Eleven I check the time. "Ok, we have like an hour and a half to the flight." Me and the boys scramble into the car, and I start. We drive the rest of the way to the airport, and we are about to board the plane, when something happens. "Sorry, Alexis, is it?" the attendant states. She hands his ticket back, and my eyes go wide. 

"Why can't he board the plane, Miss?" I snap, and she replies hastily. "The scan isn't working, I don't know why! It's just his ticket." I would call bullshit, but we're in a public airport so instead I say. "Well, it's you guys fault! We paid and everything, and we have better things to do." Nick grips my shoulder, and I inhale. 

"I'm not going."

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