Jin: Hot my foot! He's a short man and even the chairs don't like him
Namjoon: I agree dude
Jimin: YAAHHH!!! WHAT ON ALIEN PLANET YOU MEAN BY SHORT? I'M 1.74m.. I'M TOO HOT AND SEXY THAT EVEN THE CHAIRS FIND IT HARD TO BREATHE THAT THEY COLLAPSE ON THE FLOOR
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Jin: You're so full of yourself mochi
Jimin: Look who's talking .. The one who calls himself World Wide Handsome
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Jin: I'm World Wide Handsome you know
Jimin: Just like a mamma bird.. scaredy cat
Y/N: Guys stop it..
Sana: Just tell whether you guys approve or not
Everyone: Hell yeah!
Jimin: Yes!!
Sana: You guys scared me for a freaking second
Hoseok: But everything's true though...
Jimin: Hyung..
Jimin whined and we all laughed our ass out.. Everyone's getting partners and here I'm still watching Dora and Mr Bean cartoon.. Sana and Jimin were busy flirting with each other. Jin oppa started cracking his dad jokes which resulted in us leaving the room. I crashed to my bed and my thoughts travelled to that asshole Jungkook. His kiss.. His lips were so smooth like butter.. Y/N.. WTF?? Stop thinking about that goddamn kiss.. I cursed myself and buried my perverted head inside the covers.
In the morning(Itzy lol)
Y/N: Sana take your legs off me..
Sana: Oh baby! You know you're the hottest..
Y/N: What the hell? Sana open your eyes..
This girl.. She's hugging me so tight like a koala.. She's sleep talking.. Is she having a wet dream?
Sana: Baby.. give me a kiss..
She started moving her head to my lips..? NAMJESUS...
Y/N: Yaahhh!! YOU PERVERTED HORNY WETTY ASS!! WAKE UP!!!!!
I kicked Sana and she fell off the bed.. She slowly sat on her dumbsass and looked at her surroundings and then at me..
Sana: Why am I here?
Y/N: CUZ YOU TRIED TO KISS ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER...
Sana: Oh Sorry! I thought you were Jimin
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Y/N: I know.. Now get your ass up and dashi run run run to bathroom cuz we overslept and now we are fucking late..
Sana: Oh Crap!!
At school
Rose: Now even Jimin is dating..
Jennie: Its hard for singles to breathe in this dating world
Y/N: Absolutely
Oh shit!! This fucking bladder.. Someone told that I could flesh out extra fat and get clear skin by drinking water and here I'm living in the toilet for all the 24hrs.. I excused myself and rushed to the toilet.. I got out of the toilet after my work but someone pulled me to the boys toilet.. And it was..
Y/N: Jungkook?
Jungkook: Yes baby
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