Fantastic Beasts: Secrets of Dumbledore

Chpater 5 The players

Auther's note: Stop roasting you incels this is hard work if you weren't so awful and homophobic you'd know that 'Out of characetr this and out of character that' It makes pergect sense 4 da Qilin's blood to show the future and you'd know that if you weren't stupid thanx to Elise for spellchecking my wurk.

Jacob Wazowski was closing up shop in his bakery. It had been another unsuccessful day, mostly because he was just too sad to make pastries. He missed his wife who could read minds, Queenie. He wanted to be with her and would do anything to be with her, even assassinate someone.

He turned around, and there she was- the one who he'd kill for! "Sqeetie, how?" He stammared.

"It doesn't matter, my french roll. Just come over here and hug me."

And he did; he held her in his arms just liked he dreamed he'd do a thousand times. Then he opened his eyes, and realized he was holding empty air, and this was just time number one thousand and one. He sighed, and went back to sweeping the crummy floor of his crummy shop.

Across the street Professor Hick was reading a newspaper. The Misogynist MeddlersTM approach her and the Supreme Chauvinist says "Hey there, mama, why don't you come on by my place tonight and we're gonna party like its 1699."

Hicks doens't even look up. "I hope you didn't spend all day coming up with that."

The man frowns and tries again. "Dare to be stupid, much? I'm a real man! Premeium meat!"

He and his buddies laugh. Hicks sighs again. "Try raising your arms and shaking them about."

The man complies.

Meanwhile Jacob Wazowski had finished his sweep and chanced a glance across the street and saw a young women being harassed by Sinister Sexists. 

"Hey, buddy!" He said rapidly approaching the three harassers. He stops in front of him. 

"Right here. I'll give you the first one right here." He challenged the main harasser. 

"Uhh..." The confronted man said, before there was a "Petrificus Totalis!" from behind him, and he stiffened and fell over. 

Then she was there, the woman from across the street- strong, powerful, independent. "Jacob Wazowski, I have come for you!"

Just then the 'harasser' gets up, saying "You really didn't have to do that so hard..." 

"Sorry, she smirked "I guess I don't know my own strength."

"See you at skull bugerydurges later!" She called back to him. "My cousin," She said, turning back to Jacob. "Stanley. I gave him a 5 dollars to help me out." 

She spoke with the accent of a New York Reporter. Jacob the muggle backed away. "Listen, I don't mean to be rude, but whatever is going on here I want nothing to do with it! Goodbye!" 

He fled into his bakery and locked the door, only to turn around and find the woman standing in the middle of his shop, eating donut. 

"You know I'm a witch, right?" She smirked. 

Jacob pressed his girthy backside against the door of his shop. "Listen... everytime I get involved with your world something bad happens. I don't belong in your world, I'm just an average everyday schmoe, you know? You've got the wrong guy."

"No, Mr Wazowski, you're wrong. About yourself. Would an average joe schmoe have helped me and stopped those harassers? I don't think so. You have a good and noble spirit, and Dumbledore needs you."

"What do you know about me?" Jacob challanged.

Proffesor Hicks proceeded to exposite the past two films.

Jacob said "Okay what do you need?" 

Professor Hicks smiled. "This way." She said.

They both stepped outside onto the street, with a flick of her wand, all the lights in the shop dimmed, and the sign switched to close. She pulled out a book and held it in front of her. She let it go and it hovered there, floating in place.

"I think you know how this works." She said to Jacob.

Jacob sighed. He did.

---Some train in a snowy countryside.---

Jacob stumbled around, dizzy after his apparition. Hicks, on the other hand, looks unphased. 

"I've always thought that books could take you away to new places!" She said. Nobody asked.

 Then jacob felt hands around him and he recognized the sent of Newt Scamder as he was embracing his friend.

"Good to see you." Newt said quitely. 

"And you. Jacob said." He looked around there were a few familiar faces, but most he didn't recognize.

Newt stepped up to Hicks. "I am a big fan of work. Your book on defensive charms is a must read."

Hicks smiled back at him. "And Fantastic Beasts is required reading, I assure you."

"Well I'll explain what we're all doing here, or what Dumbledore wants us to do, but before that he has something for each of you."

"For Bunty, here is a note from Dumbledore." Newt hands a blonde girl a note and she reads it before it disappears. 

"For Thaddeus..." Newt tosses Thaddeus a tie with a shiny gold phoenix on it.

"And for Jacob... he told me to give you this." Newt produces a wand. "It's made out of snakewood, and it should work for you." 

"For me?" Jacob says stunned.

"Yeah."

Jacob took the wand reverently.

"There's no core, its just wood."

Newt stepped into the middle of the room and waited awkwardly for people to gather around him. 

Then he began. "All of you have been recruited by Dumbledore- for one purpose. To help put a stop to Grindlewald. Can you introduce yourselves?"

Thaddeus introduced himself. Jacob, the muggle introduced himself. Bunty said "I'm Bunty." Hicks said "My name is Hicks." Yusuf Kama, Leta Lestrange's half brother from the previous film started to talk, but Jacob interrupted, saying "Nice to see you again." So he just nodded.

Newt continued. "Our purpose here is to stop Grindlewald. But we have a problem. Grindlewald has a Qilin, so that means he can see the future."

"Now hold on," Jacob said "If he can see the future, then how can we work against him?"

"Countersight." Hicks said."

Newt nodded. "We all need to go seperate ways, do different things. Confuse him. He can see our plans so... we go in with no plan."

Thaddeus said "This is the team that's going to take down Grindlewald? Who wouldn't like our chances."

Newt said "We are heading to Germany right now. Per DUmbledore's orders."

"Okay."