Friends?

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Dumbass
Hey mr.stalker

Mr.Stalker
Hey kid how was your day

Dumbass
Fine but can you change my name pleeeease

(・∀・)

Mr.Stalker
Fine.

What do you want me to call you

Dumbass
How bout spidey

Mr.Stalker
Sure kid

Mr.Stalker changed dumbass to spidey kid

Spidey kid
Hey!!!
༼;'༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

Mr.Stalker
Change mine and I will fix it

Spidey kid
Tell me a bit about yourself and I'll make a Nick name

Mr.Stalker
I like guns

Oh and captain America

Spidey kid
Ok U r Bucky Barnes

Spidey kid changed Mr.Stalker to bucket

Bucket
What!!! Why am I him.

He's the villain a bad person a murderer

Spidey kid
No!!! He is just misunderstood he was brainwashed and mind controlled he's a good person and I won't be Freunds with you if you think otherwise.

Bucket
This is buckets friend why is he crying right now

Wait who are U

Spidey kid
Hi I don't know why he's crying did I say something

Bucket
Is it ok if I add you to a group chat with some of his friends

Spidey kid
Sure. Also finally someone who is not old and doesn't use punctuation

┌(・。・)┘♪

Bucket
K cool

Bucket invited you to a group chat

The group chat

???
Why do we have another chat we already have one

???
The kid made bucket cry with something he said

????
What!!! How dare he! Wait kid?

Spidey kid
That would be me

Also I'm sorry I made him cry it was an accident

????
Kid none of us can make him cry. No one can, what did you say.

Spidey kid
I just said Bucky Barnes is a good person and not to hate him

????
Oh. That will do it

Spidey kid changed spidey kids name to spidey

Spidey
This group chat has more people plz into Ur self

???
Fake names

Call me widow

????
Shmaptain shmerica

?????
Big guy

??????
WHERE ARE THE POPTARTS

CALL ME POP TARTS

???????
poptarts caps lock
I'm fefe

For iron

Spidey
Yeah I know what iron is I'm not an dumb kid

Fefe
finally, someone who can match my intellect!

Bucket
He is not smart. He got himself shot then texted the wrong number, me, for help

I call that dumb

He shoullda doged the bullet

Spidey
I tried but the guy got me from behind while another guy was attacking me so I was a little distracted

Bucket
Wait what. That was a joke and U said it was a school project

What!!!!

Spidey
Sorry gtg my aunt is home bye 🖐️

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Tw: abuse

Peters pov

I wasn't lying. Aunt may really did get home. She got home early. Which, although I'm glad, is concerning. I walk up and she unexpectedly slaps me. I stumble backwards a bit holding my cheek.
" May, what the he-" I get cut off by another slap and a punch to the gut. I'm too shocked to do anything so I take the beating while she tells me that I'm the reason Ben is dead I'm the reason she got fired today. So that's what's up.

A/n may is abusive for storyline that I have now changed.. whoops

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