Sorry Mr. stalker!!!

мама паук (mama spider)

as the winter soldier takes me to the tower, I ask him. "Mr. soldier sir?" he replies with a 'mhm'. "Do you think I could meet the black widow?" he nods. "Yeah, you can meet whoever you like. you're having a bad day so I'm going to make it better." this time i nod. when we enter the tower people stare at me. I start to feel uneasy. not like my spider sense but anxiety, before I have an attack though we reach the elevator. the ride up is silent except the elevator and our breathing. as we reach the floor the elevator dings bringing the attention of everyone in the room. i take a step back behind Buc-the winter soldier in case they don't want me here. too late. "who's the kid?" tony stark asks. THE TONY STARK! "He is having a bad day. do you want to tell them why or..." he trails off. "Could you?" I whisper. "Sure kid. his best friends died in that fire last night." i thank him quietly as everyone gives me pitying looks. then black widow comes over and hugs me giving everyone shocked faces. "you're going to be ok." she whispers in my ear before turning around and saying to the group. "What can't I hug an upset child. especially one as cute as this." everyone looks at her like she grew a second head. "Is it alright if I call you детеныш паука?" she turns around and asks me. the winter soldier chuckles while everyone else doesn't know what it means. "Sure, as long as i can call you мама паук." she and the winter soldier look at me shocked. "You speak Russian?" she asks. i nod. "i was born in Russia, my mother taught me before she died." i answer. "Oh, I'm sorry." miss. Nat says. "it's fine it was a long time ago i don't really remember." she nods in understanding. "Well let's introduce you to everyone else shall we." i nod as she starts pointing to everyone and calling them by their nick name from each other. my personal favorite is Merida for Hawkeye. we got into a long discussion about her and Disney in general. the day went by with cap saying language a lot and finally it was time for me to go home. yay. sense the sarcasm. when i got home may gave me a beating for skipping school and i went to my room to go to 'bed'. when i get there i change into my suit and jump out the window swinging to a nearby ally webbing my backpack to the wall before doing my crime stopping duty's. by the end of the night i had stopped two back robberies 6 muggings and one murder also a rape. all the people on the receiving end were fine and the attackers were punished properly. not death jail. stupid dark humor making people think everything i say is dark.

PS паук is pronounced pauk.