My Life at High School

May 28th 2022 - Quick recap & British conspiracies

So looks like I'm going to be changing my usual updates to Saturday's now because my English lesson has changed from Sunday to Monday, which I'm not going to update on. 

From now on, it's Saturday. 

One second, let me check what I last wrote so I know roughly where I am.

I wrote about last Sunday. Got it.

My brother lost his scooter that day. It was so cool though, no wonder someone stole it. 

I lost my friendship bracelet that my brother gave me roughly a week before that. It was my prized possession and both my brother and I got depressed about it. I'm planning to make him one in return. 

My friend has some wool that I'm going to use to make the bracelet so it should be fine. 

Talking about my friend. 

I went with my friend and some others to Town yesterday when this group of another school walked by. I was talking to someone when this one guy asked for my snapchat for his best friend, while his mate protested. I was like no thanks, I'm good. At least he had manners and said 'excuse me'.

Afterwards, I was debating with my friend, that either his friend wanted my snapchat but was too shy to say it. Or the guy was just messing around. 

Personally, I would do that for someone

Both to help them but also mess around. I prey on the shy and weak. 

In my friend group, I would choose Friend B and another friend, Friend E. Friend A, who I was with, said Friend B would get upset about it but not tell me. That is very true. But it would be easy to see with her actions. All you need to know is that she's the one innocent friend in every bad boy story. 

Innocent, mother-of-the-group, smart, shy, wears her heart on her sleeve, type. And definitely into trouble. 

I bully her every now and then for it. 

My Friend E would get annoyed by it. But then also get upset over it. 

Yeah, they would get upset over it so I need to be careful what I do. But I'll bet you that I'll mess up. I tend to do stuff without knowing I'm hurting someone's feelings. 

So yeah. That.

Also.

While we're talking about boys. 

Answer this very genuine question.

So everybody who's not British. 

HOW THE FRICK DO YOU LIKE BRITISH BOYS? I'm not sure if British girls get the same attention but let's stick with boys for now.

You guys always say how hot they are. Have you actually come to Britain to see the boys around here? 

'cause I'm going to tell you right now. Most of them are ugly as hell. There's always exceptions but still. So either you guys are lucky to see some hot guys or you guys have really poor taste. 

Ask any British person. @ORIGINALS_XOXO Please confirm.

Nah, just kidding. Everyone is good-looking in one way or another. Just because someone is ugly to one person, doesn't mean they're not beautiful to another.

I honestly couldn't care less about looks.

Is it just me, but does someone's personality affect their appearance?

Like, I might think someone is good-looking but if I see that they're a douchebag, then their good appearance would dial done a little.

Also you guys always talking about a British accent.

Which one? 

There's like billion accents and all you guys are after an accent. 

There's an accent for York and then there's an accent in Essex, for example. So which accent are you talking about?

While I'm debunking stuff of Britain, I shall do some more. Can't vouch that theses are still theories but these are stuff I've heard.

Have you all met the Queen?

No. Do you think the Queen has time for us? We literally have a population of over 8 million in London alone. You think she'll have time to meet us?

Everyone in England is posh. 

Aw hell naw. What do you think this is? The 19th century? We are nowhere near posh. We're like the USA but with more class. (Don't take offense to that. But you guys already think England is better so I don't see the difference.)

Is school like Hogwarts?

Yeah, definitely. We have brooms flying around outside, and we have ghosts hanging around the castle. 

No, we don't. Potter heads wish. But no.

Not every school is a boarding school and we definitely don't have magic. So I don't get where you got Hogwarts from. 

Anymore stuff I heard. I can't think of anything at the moment but I will do more if I remember. If you have any theories then I'll see. 

Also, while the USA is praising us Brits, we're continuously trash talking them. It's no secret. It's kinda hilarious, to be honest. 

But there you go.