By The Sea (Pitbull x Shrek, and Jealous Ed Sheeran)

1

The cool summer breeze ran through Shrek's emo wig. It lifted Pitbulls dress, making him blush. The smell of salt carried from the breeze over to the two lovers.

Shrek held onto his loving partner's hand, as they walked down the beach peacefully. It was quiet, with few sounds aside from the waves crashing onto rocks. The sunset was beautiful,  and so they sat down on the sand to watch it.

Pitbull lied on Shrek's shoulder, and hummed a bit. "Shrek bbg, you said you had to ask something, right?" He said, looking at Shrek.

"OH, yeah. You're right." Shrek stood up, and helped Pitbull up too. "Well." He began. "What I've been meaning to ask is w-" suddenly, he was interrupted.

Kool-aid man and Ed Sheeran smacked Shrek. "Don't you know Pitbull is ours?!" Ed yelled. "OH YEAH!" Kool-aid man jeered.

Shrek stumbled. "W-why are y-you doing this?" Pitbull stuttered, as tears welled up in his hazel eyes.

"It's for your own good. Don't you want a man who will treat you right?" Ed said, and Pitbull reluctantly nodded a bit, making Shrek more emo.

"Okay. Then you need to break up with Shrek" Ed Sheeran said, pointing at the ogre.

"I-"

Pitbull woke up. The sun was beaming on his face. He sighed, and got ready for the day. Pitbull covered Shrek in the blanket, and got dressed in his favorite dress.

Pitbull began making breakfast. He began with scrambled eggs. He made 4, 2 for each of them. The eggs were perfect, Pitbull smiled.

Next up was bacon. Pitbull cut it into strips, and put it on the hot pan. It sizzled and popped. He flipped it all over, until it became the perfect balance between crisp and soft.

He then started making pancakes. He made them in a special bee movie pan. They were fluffy and a hint of vanilla was added.

Pitbull dressed the plates. He added fresh bananas and blueberries, and a Shrek twinkie for his boyfriend.

He set the plates on the table, and ran to go get Shrek. "Shreky Weky, time for breakfast!" Pitbull exclaimed, as Shrek got up and dressed in emo clothing.

"I'll be there in a second." Shrek said, buttoning his black button-up shirt. Pitbull nodded in response, and went to the dining room to wait for his lover.