herbet im screwed helpwhat did u do now?
uhm so i tried that challenge where u try to chug a
sprite and not burpwhats so wrong with that?
WELL WHEN I FUCKIN BURPED, ALL THE
SPRITE JUST CAME BACK UP AND ALL OVER
MY FUCKING CARPETso..clean it? peasant
U DONT UNDERSTAND IT WONT COME OUT
well i understand now 🖕🤬
what have u been using to get it out?windex and water
its not workingWELL NAH FUCKING SHIT LINDA WINDEX
IS FOR LIKE WINDOWS AND HARD SURFACES
N SHITOH OH ACTUALLY?
YES ACTUALLY OH MY LORD
OH I JUST CHECKED THE BOTTLE IT
IS AHAHAJJAH NO WONDER, WHAT DO I USE
INSTEAD? WASHING DETERGENT?IM WORRIED FOR U LINDA, GET SUM
HELP ONGI CANT FIND CLEANING PRODUCTS? WTF MAYBE
I JUST GOTTA HAVE A LITTLE SPRITE STAINDO U LIVE WITH ANYONE WHO COULD HELP U?
I LIVE BY MYSELF
BE BETTER? MAYBE U WILL JUST HAVE TO HAVE A
SPRITE STAIN?I THINK I DO HAVE TO 😭😭😭
THERES NO WAY IM WASTING MY WHOLE 4.89
QUID ON FUCKING CLEANING PRODUCTSDAMN U BROKE BROKE
OH WHAT MAKES U SO RICH THEN?!
MY INCOME?
😐😑😐
whats ya job?thats confidential
ill tell u mine
ok fine, im a content creator and singer/song writer
u famous?
now thats where i stop giving u details
fine 🙄
....
what?
whats ur job fucktard
heh dont have one 🤪
are u fuckin serious?
yep, and im about to lose my house bc i cant
afford to pay da billz 🥶u got someone u can move in with?
nope, which is why i need u to be my sugar daddy
and save the day and send over sum moneyfine how much u need?
omg ur actually helping me
yes i am, how much?
uhm 69.69
😐
fine, 128.99
but u dont needa pay that muchits fine i will
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wrong number- dreamwastaken
Fanfictionin which dream accidently texts a random she/her. never would he have thought they would form a bond